Archive for September, 2009

Dear September,

Posted in eff this with tags , , , on September 30, 2009 by thedith

Ernest Hemmingway

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Ease My Work Troubles, That’s What You Do

Posted in gchat gangstas, objectifying guys and i'm ok with it, work adventures with tags , , , , , on September 30, 2009 by thedith

1:19 PMMeredith: why do i suddenly have the urge to bone rod stewart?

i have GOT to stop listening to the soft rock station at work
Melanie: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
stop that right now
no
Meredith: i’m totally butt crazy in love with rod stewart
Melanie: that is never
ever
ok
he is gross
just look at that hair
1:21 PM Melanie: you’ve been hanging out with the obgs too long

The Greatest Song Ever Recorded?

Posted in music, reports with tags , , , , , , , , , , on September 30, 2009 by thedith
Tammi Terrell & Marvin Gaye, Aint no Mountain High Enough

Tammi Terrell & Marvin Gaye, "Ain't no Mountain High Enough"

Abstract:

Since its original 1967 recording  featuring Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell on lead vocals, Ain’t No Mountain High Enough has gone on to become one of the most often recorded — yet least fuck up-able song of all time.

Hypothesis: Ain’t No Mountain High Enough cannot be fucked-up, no matter who is singing it, therefore, it is the greatest song ever recorded.

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I. I Just Give Up.

Posted in what the eff? with tags , , , , , , , , on September 30, 2009 by melsanie

Picture 5I don’t even have words.  I’m stuffing gift bags, the rest of America is worried about health care, there are earthquakes in the South Pacific and January Jones is talking about sharks.  Don’t get me wrong.  I watched the episode about them on 60 Minutes, it was really riveting and I was appalled, but why are talking to John McCain?  Isn’t he from a state that’s landlocked? I’m too tired to investigate but something doesn’t add up.

January Jones and John McCain Talk Sharks [Just Jared]

Swimming With Sharks [60 Minutes]

I Like This

Posted in i like this, random with tags , , , , , , , on September 29, 2009 by thedith

"Roboto wears: Shirt - Flat Head, Jeans - Iron Heart, Shoes - Common Projects"

This guy made a bunch of drawings of characters from He- Man and the Masters of the Universe dressed in modern day clothes, then made a website about it:

I imagined them somewhere in the indie/hipster/fashion-scene, as if they were doing a photoshooting [sic] for some magazine. I’m a fashion-nerd myself, so I dressed them up in things that really excist [sic] and that I like.

Rock on.

See the rest of the re-masterd Masters of the Universe HERE.

The Day the Coug Joke Died

Posted in cougars, gchat gangstas with tags , , , , , on September 28, 2009 by thedith

Meredith: last week, not only did a teenager with aspergers ask for my number but i was asked by my co-worker why i don’t have a boyfriend

Nikki: hahaha

Meredith: then a teenager proposed to me while his friends took pictures for a scavenger hunt

like, really? must i have all these things happen in one weekend? such an accidental coug

 Nikki: ugh i hate those “why aren’t you dating anyone” questions

Meredith:  i know! so obnoxious

Nikki: like what do you say to that?

hmm well i’m not dating anyone because i don’t like anyone

and no one likes me

yay. the end.

Meredith: i want to respond with “why are you such a nosy shit?”
 or, “i’m a lesbian”