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My Least Favorite Rod Stewart Song
Posted in music, what the eff? with tags folled around and fell in love, going crazy at the office, rod stewart, rod stewart is usually so on point, this is no maggy mae, this is not the key to my heart on October 12, 2009 by thedithThey Are Not Paying Me Enough for This Crap
Posted in eff this, work with tags bill clinton, finger gun to the head, get me out of here, going crazy at the office, if you want to treat me like this you need to pay me more, obg's on October 8, 2009 by thedithMood:
The Day the Coug Joke Died
Posted in cougars, gchat gangstas with tags all the women who independent throw ya hands up at me, going crazy at the office, nosy shitheads, self-fulfilling prophecies, things that we have been over many times before, this has been the least productive day of my life on September 28, 2009 by thedith
Meredith: last week, not only did a teenager with aspergers ask for my number but i was asked by my co-worker why i don’t have a boyfriend
Nikki: hahaha
Meredith: then a teenager proposed to me while his friends took pictures for a scavenger hunt
like, really? must i have all these things happen in one weekend? such an accidental coug
Nikki: ugh i hate those “why aren’t you dating anyone” questions
Meredith: i know! so obnoxious
Nikki: like what do you say to that?
hmm well i’m not dating anyone because i don’t like anyone
and no one likes me
yay. the end.
Meredith: i want to respond with “why are you such a nosy shit?”
or, “i’m a lesbian”
A Day At The Office
Posted in gchat gangstas with tags emoticons are weird, gchat, going crazy at the office, meredith, office rage on September 25, 2009 by melsanie
meredith (4:38): okay please tell me what this smily face is
meredith(4:45): and then, i realized oh no. i’m like thisclose to taping cathy comics on a cubicle
meredith(5:33): if you could see me now, i am putting pens up my nose. just so you know
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