The Day the Coug Joke Died

Meredith: last week, not only did a teenager with aspergers ask for my number but i was asked by my co-worker why i don’t have a boyfriend

Nikki: hahaha

Meredith: then a teenager proposed to me while his friends took pictures for a scavenger hunt

like, really? must i have all these things happen in one weekend? such an accidental coug

 Nikki: ugh i hate those “why aren’t you dating anyone” questions

Meredith:  i know! so obnoxious

Nikki: like what do you say to that?

hmm well i’m not dating anyone because i don’t like anyone

and no one likes me

yay. the end.

Meredith: i want to respond with “why are you such a nosy shit?”
 or, “i’m a lesbian”