Archive for puppies
I May Or May Not Have Watched This For A Minute Straight
Posted in cute things, you should like this with tags adorableness, co-worker sharing time, handstands are fun, i need a puppy, puppies, stop being so freakin' adorable, what are you DOING? on October 28, 2009 by melsanieCutest.Thing.Ever.
Posted in cute things, youtube with tags i need a puppy, OH MY GOD THIS IS SO FREAKING CUTE, puppies, puppy love, things you've already seen by now, youtube on September 28, 2009 by melsanieRemember this little jerkface of adorableness?
HE DID IT!!!!!
HOORAY!!!!!
Newsflash: Baby Bulldog gets up on own accord!!! [Cute Overload]
Dear Puppies, Why Are You So Cute?
Posted in cute things with tags i need a puppy, puppies, things that aren't fair on September 23, 2009 by melsanieAnd why are you not here cuddling with me? NOT FAIR.
I Don’t Care If This Is Real Or Fake…I Want This Dog
Posted in gchat gangstas, i want this with tags get me out of here, i need another vacation, i'm so angry i could spit, puppies on August 25, 2009 by melsanieAndrea: i want a bitter dog who only likes me
Cute Animals are Such Jerks
Posted in cute things, i like this, servicey, so cute i could die with tags adorableness, blogs, puppies, small animals on April 16, 2009 by melsanieGod damn cute animals are such selfish little jerkfaces sometimes. I didn’t think anyone else shared my opinion until my brother pointed me in the direction of this blog. Highlights include:
(re: puppy) You fucking bastard. Why can’t both of your eyes be the same size? I’m on to you puppy. You can’t stop me. Stay out of my way, you goddamn asshole. And if you EVER put your chin on ANYTHING again, so help me, puppy, so fucking help me…
Seriously. How dare these cute animals be all adorable and snuggle worthy? A-holes. All of them. I just want to nuzzle in their soft fur/feathers. Ok, that’s enough.
Secretary of Cute
Posted in cute things with tags bo obama, Obamas, puppies, the first dog on April 16, 2009 by thedith- The First Dog at his first press conference
Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you probably know that the Obamas fiiiinally got a new puppy, ending months of pointless speculation about what kind of dog would eventually take up residence in the White House. Well, earlier this week we found out (and, hundreds of Washington reports scurried around in panic, “ohhhh fuuuck! What are we supposed to write about NOW?”).
My favorite story about Bo, the Portuguese Water dog, appeared in the Washington Post last weekend. It’s worth a read, if only to marvel at the astounding number of dog puns author Manuel Roig-Franzia managed to squeeze into the article.
You can read it here. You’re woof-come. No, that didn’t work? Eh, I tried.