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How to Be a Good Friend Lesson #46: Non-Committal Reassurance

Posted in boys, fashion, gchat gangstas with tags , , , , , , on January 31, 2010 by thedith

Meredith: is it me, or are these shoes kind of awesome


Meredith: if this dude didn’t have hypothermia/gray lips, i’d date him
Melanie: they are very you
andd yes, you like gay/straight men
Meredith: hahahaha both polite ways of opting out of agreement. nice, i like it.
Pictures via my new favorite blog (hipsters have to pee)

GChat Gangstas

Posted in boys, gchat gangstas with tags , , , on January 13, 2010 by thedith
Melanie: not me
my next boyfriend is going to be stellar all around
we’re going to be the most fabulous couple
everyone is going to be jealzbots 2012
Meredith: does this mean this
won’t happen until 2012?
Melanie: no, we’re going to be so amazing, people will think they time traveled to 2012 because they won’t know where they are
duh

Feeling Judgement From Over 300 Miles Away

Posted in gchat gangstas with tags , , , , on November 17, 2009 by melsanie

melanie: i may or may not be watching Jonas right now

andrea: i am judging you

andrea: judging you so hard i hope you can feel it

 

Dear Meredith, You Haven’t Been on gchat in 2 Days,

Posted in gchat gangstas, i don't like this, what the eff?, youtube with tags , , , , , on October 16, 2009 by melsanie

Love,

melsanie

Ease My Work Troubles, That’s What You Do

Posted in gchat gangstas, objectifying guys and i'm ok with it, work adventures with tags , , , , , on September 30, 2009 by thedith

1:19 PMMeredith: why do i suddenly have the urge to bone rod stewart?

i have GOT to stop listening to the soft rock station at work
Melanie: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
stop that right now
no
Meredith: i’m totally butt crazy in love with rod stewart
Melanie: that is never
ever
ok
he is gross
just look at that hair
1:21 PM Melanie: you’ve been hanging out with the obgs too long

The Day the Coug Joke Died

Posted in cougars, gchat gangstas with tags , , , , , on September 28, 2009 by thedith

Meredith: last week, not only did a teenager with aspergers ask for my number but i was asked by my co-worker why i don’t have a boyfriend

Nikki: hahaha

Meredith: then a teenager proposed to me while his friends took pictures for a scavenger hunt

like, really? must i have all these things happen in one weekend? such an accidental coug

 Nikki: ugh i hate those “why aren’t you dating anyone” questions

Meredith:  i know! so obnoxious

Nikki: like what do you say to that?

hmm well i’m not dating anyone because i don’t like anyone

and no one likes me

yay. the end.

Meredith: i want to respond with “why are you such a nosy shit?”
 or, “i’m a lesbian”

Just Like That Dolly Parton Song

Posted in gchat gangstas, work adventures on September 25, 2009 by thedith

Jeffrey: hahah, well if my monotonous schedule is any indication 

 i’d say your sitch sounds more interesting

i’ve taken to taking myself on daily field trips to different floors to steal coffee and muffins from outside different conference rooms

woo take your shirt off