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How to Be a Good Friend Lesson #46: Non-Committal Reassurance

Posted in boys, fashion, gchat gangstas with tags , , , , , , on January 31, 2010 by thedith

Meredith: is it me, or are these shoes kind of awesome

Meredith: if this dude didn’t have hypothermia/gray lips, i’d date him
Melanie: they are very you
andd yes, you like gay/straight men
Meredith: hahahaha both polite ways of opting out of agreement. nice, i like it.
Pictures via my new favorite blog (hipsters have to pee)

GChat Gangstas

Posted in boys, gchat gangstas with tags , , , on January 13, 2010 by thedith
Melanie: not me
my next boyfriend is going to be stellar all around
we’re going to be the most fabulous couple
everyone is going to be jealzbots 2012
Meredith: does this mean this
won’t happen until 2012?
Melanie: no, we’re going to be so amazing, people will think they time traveled to 2012 because they won’t know where they are

Feeling Judgement From Over 300 Miles Away

Posted in gchat gangstas with tags , , , , on November 17, 2009 by melsanie

melanie: i may or may not be watching Jonas right now

andrea: i am judging you

andrea: judging you so hard i hope you can feel it


Dear Meredith, You Haven’t Been on gchat in 2 Days,

Posted in gchat gangstas, i don't like this, what the eff?, youtube with tags , , , , , on October 16, 2009 by melsanie



Ease My Work Troubles, That’s What You Do

Posted in gchat gangstas, objectifying guys and i'm ok with it, work adventures with tags , , , , , on September 30, 2009 by thedith

1:19 PMMeredith: why do i suddenly have the urge to bone rod stewart?

i have GOT to stop listening to the soft rock station at work
Melanie: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
stop that right now
Meredith: i’m totally butt crazy in love with rod stewart
Melanie: that is never
he is gross
just look at that hair
1:21 PM Melanie: you’ve been hanging out with the obgs too long

The Day the Coug Joke Died

Posted in cougars, gchat gangstas with tags , , , , , on September 28, 2009 by thedith

Meredith: last week, not only did a teenager with aspergers ask for my number but i was asked by my co-worker why i don’t have a boyfriend

Nikki: hahaha

Meredith: then a teenager proposed to me while his friends took pictures for a scavenger hunt

like, really? must i have all these things happen in one weekend? such an accidental coug

 Nikki: ugh i hate those “why aren’t you dating anyone” questions

Meredith:  i know! so obnoxious

Nikki: like what do you say to that?

hmm well i’m not dating anyone because i don’t like anyone

and no one likes me

yay. the end.

Meredith: i want to respond with “why are you such a nosy shit?”
 or, “i’m a lesbian”

Just Like That Dolly Parton Song

Posted in gchat gangstas, work adventures on September 25, 2009 by thedith

Jeffrey: hahah, well if my monotonous schedule is any indication 

 i’d say your sitch sounds more interesting

i’ve taken to taking myself on daily field trips to different floors to steal coffee and muffins from outside different conference rooms

woo take your shirt off

A Day At The Office

Posted in gchat gangstas with tags , , , , on September 25, 2009 by melsanie

meredith (4:38): okay please tell me what this smily face isPicture 1

meredith(4:45): and then, i realized oh no. i’m like thisclose to taping cathy comics on a cubicle

meredith(5:33): if you could see me now, i am putting pens up my nose. just so you know

Image by Nataliedee

Warning: May Cause Office Rage

Posted in gchat gangstas, i don't like this, work adventures with tags , , , , , , on September 18, 2009 by thedith

Meredith: and, although i hate this song:

i do really like this performance i’m so conflicted!

Melanie: i hate that you have shown me this song more than three times 

Meredith: HAHAHAHA

Melanie: because i hate this song so much

Meredith: i know that i’ve shown it to you at least once before

Melanie: well once felt like three times because it’s that bad

Meredith: but i needed to drive home the point that the performance is so good but this song is so bad

Melanie: i can’t even watch

Meredith: like, i want to take this song in my bare hands and strangle it

Melanie: and kick it in the balls

11:00 AM what are those dancers doing

Meredith: then take a shit on its face

Melanie: and then sleep with it’s mother for good measure

Meredith: and best friend

11:01 AM

Melanie: what are those dancers doing? there is too much shimmying for this song

Meredith: and why are there like TEN synthasizers?

i like the one guy playing 2 at once

Melanie: i don’t even think one is being played

 is that a keyboard guitar?


Meredith: YES

where do we get a keytar?

Melanie:  i want a keyar and play it with my piano tie

Meredith: hahahahaha

omg there are no words for how angry i get when that song comes on the radio 

 it’s like that movie that was controversial back in the 50s or something, because whenever “jailhouse rock” would come on, the youth would riot that’s what “break my stride” is like everytime i hear that song i want to riot and break shit

Melanie: i will join you in that rebellion

Meredith: i picture them calling in building security picking you up, and you kicking your legs as they carry you out of the building

Melanie: and i’ll be convulsing foaming at the mouth allll because of that song

Meredith: “ain’t nothin’ gonna break my stride, ain’t nothin’ gonna hold me do-wn, oh nooo!”

ugh that song ruined my morning not even “let’s stay together” can save it

Melanie: oh shut up

shut up

 i’m going to listen to jordin sparks* to try to erase that other horse poop from my memory


*This song is good enough to be posted twice within a week.

Pipe Dreams

Posted in gchat gangstas, work adventures with tags , , , , , , , , , on September 10, 2009 by thedith

Meredith: why can’t this be us

complete with background music wherever we go
and wearing mumus instead of clothes
and looking fug with our breast implants and not caring

Melanie:  oh my god
i want it
i’m cuter than her
i want that
let’s be a biracial reality show
let’s make that hapen

Meredith: CAN we?!
can WE take miami?

Melanie:  who do i need to fuck to make that happen
i am not below that