Watching Three Men and a Baby of course. True or False: I totally loved this movie when I was 5. Of course I did. As I’m watching it now, I clearly had no idea that it was about three guys who were total man sluts. One of them being Steve Guttenberg. I was such a weird girl.
Archive for the what the eff? Category
It’s Thanksgiving Weekend, What Am I Doing?
Posted in Movies, or something, what the eff? with tags 80s childhood, crappy movies, i'm incapable of writing this turnover report, man sluts, steve guttenberg, Tom Selleck was a hottie in his day, what am i doing with my life? on November 28, 2009 by melsanieNever in My Wildest Dreams
Posted in music, San Francisco, Weekend Wars, what the eff? with tags dance parties, dancey, good thing i was too drunk to realize how much fun i was missing while i was in the bathroom, life mistakes, mstrkrft effing rules, this was fun -- trust me, treasure island music fest 2009 on October 20, 2009 by thedithwill I forgive myself for being led to take a bathroom break while MSTRKRFT is performing onstage during the Treasure Island Music Festival (thanks stupid bladder, and thanks Caitlin’s stupid bladder). Because, honestly, what the fuck? I mean, MGMT was awesome too, but, just look at that fun…
Dear Meredith, You Haven’t Been on gchat in 2 Days,
Posted in gchat gangstas, i don't like this, what the eff?, youtube with tags i am expressing my feelings through this soulful music video, meredith, no seriously - i miss you, sad face, T_T, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE? on October 16, 2009 by melsanieLove,
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My Least Favorite Rod Stewart Song
Posted in music, what the eff? with tags folled around and fell in love, going crazy at the office, rod stewart, rod stewart is usually so on point, this is no maggy mae, this is not the key to my heart on October 12, 2009 by thedithI’m sorry — what?
File this under: The Least Romantic Thing You Can Ever Say To Me.
I. I Just Give Up.
Posted in what the eff? with tags huh?, i'm tired, january jones, john mccain, politics, shark week, sharks, the world is in despair and i'm complaining about stuff that is stupid, what? on September 30, 2009 by melsanie
I don’t even have words. I’m stuffing gift bags, the rest of America is worried about health care, there are earthquakes in the South Pacific and January Jones is talking about sharks. Don’t get me wrong. I watched the episode about them on 60 Minutes, it was really riveting and I was appalled, but why are talking to John McCain? Isn’t he from a state that’s landlocked? I’m too tired to investigate but something doesn’t add up.
January Jones and John McCain Talk Sharks [Just Jared]
Swimming With Sharks [60 Minutes]
Things That Aren’t Fair
Posted in television, what the eff? with tags Come on!, glee, good tv, i spend way too much time watching tv, law and order: svu, mariska hargitay is the most beautiful woman, Modern Family, the beautiful life, ughh, whyyy on September 23, 2009 by melsanieAll the good shows are at the 9 o’clock time slot on Wednesdays while nothing is on Tuesdays. What the heck TV.
Glee!
Modern Family
The Beautiful Life - It's actually a decent/addicting/guilty pleasure show.
Law and Order: SVU
Kanye West Doesn’t Care About Bay Area People
Posted in i don't like this, music, um, what the eff? with tags fame kills tour, KANYE WEST, kanye west doesn't care about bay area people, kanye west will let you finish, lady gaga, this is unfair and makes no sense, tours that are gonna rock, yet another injustice committed by kanye west on September 16, 2009 by thedith
Dear Kanye West and Lady GaGa:
No San Francisco dates of your joint Fame Kills tour — but you are going to Sacremento?! What the fuck gives, guys?
And Sac: I’m really happy for you, and I’mma let you finish, but San Francisco is the greatest S-named city in the Pacific Northwest, and we deserve this concert more than you do.
Kanye West/Lady Gaga Fame Kills Tour:
11-10 Phoenix, AZ – US Airways Center
11-11 San Diego, CA – Vegas Arena
11-13 Las Vegas, NV – Mandalay Bay Events Center
11-15 Anaheim, CA – Honda Center
11-16 Los Angeles, CA – Staples Center
11-18 Sacramento, CA – ARCO Arena
11-19 San Jose, CA – HP Pavilion
11-24 Vancouver, British Columbia – General Motors Place
11-26 Calgary, Alberta – Pengrowth Saddledome
11-28 Edmonton, Alberta – Rexall Place
11-29 Saskatoon, Saskatchewan – Credit Union Centre
12-02 Denver, CO – Pepsi Center
12-04 St. Louis, MO – Scottrade Center
12-09 Miami, FL – American Airlines Arena
12-11 Atlanta, GA – Philips Arena
12-12 Greensboro, NC – Greensboro Coliseum Complex
12-13 Norfolk, VA – Scope
12-16 Worcester, MA – DCU Center
12-18 Philadelphia, PA – Wachovia Center
12-19 Baltimore, MD – 1st Mariner Arena
12-20 Buffalo, NY – HSBC Center
12-22 East Rutherford, NJ – IZOD Center
12-26 Hartford, CT – XL Center
12-30 Washington, DC – Verizon Center
01-03 Uniondale, NY – Nassau Coliseum
01-06 Toronto, Ontario – Air Canada Centre
01-08 Kanata, Ontario – Scotiabank Place
01-11 Montreal, Quebec – Bell Centre
01-14 Auburn Hills, MI – Palace of Auburn Hills
01-16 Chicago, IL – United Center
01-19 New Orleans, LA – New Orleans Arena
01-21 San Antonio, TX – AT&T Center
01-22 Houston, TX – Toyota Center
01-24 Dallas, TX – American Airlines Center
via (Pitchfork)
Is It Weird that I Kind of Want This?
Posted in awesome, extremely creepy, i want this, really?, servicey, Uncategorized, what the eff? with tags girlfriend lap pillow, is it weird i kind of want this?, looks comfy enough to fall asleep in, mel's birthday is coming up soon..., much better than the boyfriend pillow, this is real, why does this shit always come from japan? on August 28, 2009 by thedithFrom the people who brought you The Boyfriend Pillow (well, actually, I don’t know if that’s true…) comes, The Girlfriend Lap Pillow!
Lifetime supply of social awkwardness and membership to the Masturbation is the Best I’m Ever Going to Get club included.
Found Objects
Posted in fotos, what the eff? with tags biblical scenes, biblical scenes featuring sharks, man vs. wild, sharks, store displays, weird things on July 23, 2009 by thedith
Tattoo parlor window, San Francisco, CA
Tattoo parlor depicts deleted scene from The Bible: Director’s Cut edition.
WTFtube
Posted in random, um, what the eff?, wtftube with tags 80's music, against the wind, big hair, bonnie tyler, businessmen hang gliding, things that don't make sense, what the eff is up with bonnie tyler's voice?, whoever made this needs to be given an award -- and then institutionalized on July 16, 2009 by thedithOkay, so there’s a lot of weird stuff on youtube. Given. But this is maybe the most bizarre video I have ever seen (and once, I youtubed a bunch of Enya videos — have you ever seen an Enya video? Talk about fucked up…).
Anyway, this little gem is Bonnie Tyler singing “Against the Wind”, wearing, what appears to be some type of Medieval wench/pirate outfit. Meanwhile, in the background, clips from some 1980’s movie about, one can only assume, some parable of Capitalism, nuclear power plants, and…hang gliders?
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