It’s Thanksgiving Weekend, What Am I Doing?

Watching Three Men and a Baby of course. True or False: I totally loved this movie when I was 5.   Of course I did.  As I’m watching it now, I clearly had no idea that it was about three guys who were total man sluts.  One of them being Steve Guttenberg. I was such a weird girl.

Never in My Wildest Dreams

will I forgive myself for being led to take a bathroom break while MSTRKRFT is performing onstage during the Treasure Island Music Festival (thanks stupid bladder, and thanks Caitlin’s stupid bladder). Because, honestly, what the fuck? I mean, MGMT was awesome too, but, just look at that fun…

Dear Meredith, You Haven’t Been on gchat in 2 Days,

Love,

melsanie

My Least Favorite Rod Stewart Song

I’m sorry — what?

File this under: The Least Romantic Thing You Can Ever Say To Me.

I. I Just Give Up.

I don’t even have words.  I’m stuffing gift bags, the rest of America is worried about health care, there are earthquakes in the South Pacific and January Jones is talking about sharks.  Don’t get me wrong.  I watched the episode about them on 60 Minutes, it was really riveting and I was appalled, but why are talking to John McCain?  Isn’t he from a state that’s landlocked? I’m too tired to investigate but something doesn’t add up.

January Jones and John McCain Talk Sharks [Just Jared]

Swimming With Sharks [60 Minutes]

Things That Aren’t Fair

All the good shows are at the 9 o’clock time slot on Wednesdays while nothing is on Tuesdays.  What the heck TV.

Glee!

Modern Family

The Beautiful Life - It's actually a decent/addicting/guilty pleasure show.

Law and Order: SVU

Kanye West Doesn’t Care About Bay Area People

Dear Kanye West and Lady GaGa:

No San Francisco dates of your joint Fame Kills tour — but you are going to Sacremento?! What the fuck gives, guys?

 

 

 

 

And Sac: I’m really happy for you, and I’mma let you finish, but San Francisco is the greatest S-named city in the Pacific Northwest, and we deserve this concert more than you do.

Kanye West/Lady Gaga Fame Kills Tour:

11-10 Phoenix, AZ – US Airways Center
11-11 San Diego, CA – Vegas Arena
11-13 Las Vegas, NV – Mandalay Bay Events Center
11-15 Anaheim, CA – Honda Center
11-16 Los Angeles, CA – Staples Center
11-18 Sacramento, CA – ARCO Arena
11-19 San Jose, CA – HP Pavilion
11-24 Vancouver, British Columbia – General Motors Place
11-26 Calgary, Alberta – Pengrowth Saddledome
11-28 Edmonton, Alberta – Rexall Place
11-29 Saskatoon, Saskatchewan – Credit Union Centre
12-02 Denver, CO – Pepsi Center
12-04 St. Louis, MO – Scottrade Center
12-09 Miami, FL – American Airlines Arena
12-11 Atlanta, GA – Philips Arena
12-12 Greensboro, NC – Greensboro Coliseum Complex
12-13 Norfolk, VA – Scope
12-16 Worcester, MA – DCU Center
12-18 Philadelphia, PA – Wachovia Center
12-19 Baltimore, MD – 1st Mariner Arena
12-20 Buffalo, NY – HSBC Center
12-22 East Rutherford, NJ – IZOD Center
12-26 Hartford, CT – XL Center
12-30 Washington, DC – Verizon Center
01-03 Uniondale, NY – Nassau Coliseum
01-06 Toronto, Ontario – Air Canada Centre
01-08 Kanata, Ontario – Scotiabank Place
01-11 Montreal, Quebec – Bell Centre
01-14 Auburn Hills, MI – Palace of Auburn Hills
01-16 Chicago, IL – United Center
01-19 New Orleans, LA – New Orleans Arena
01-21 San Antonio, TX – AT&T Center
01-22 Houston, TX – Toyota Center
01-24 Dallas, TX – American Airlines Center

via (Pitchfork)

Kanye West Will Let You Finish

Is It Weird that I Kind of Want This?

From the people who brought you The Boyfriend Pillow (well, actually, I don’t know if that’s true…) comes, The Girlfriend Lap Pillow!

Lifetime supply of social awkwardness and membership to the Masturbation is the Best I’m Ever Going to Get club included.

Found Objects

Tattoo parlor window, San Francisco, CA

Tattoo parlor depicts deleted scene from The Bible: Director’s Cut edition.

WTFtube

Okay, so there’s a lot of weird stuff on youtube. Given.  But this is maybe the most bizarre video I have ever seen (and once, I youtubed a bunch of Enya videos — have you ever seen an Enya video? Talk about fucked up…).

Anyway, this little gem is Bonnie Tyler singing “Against the Wind”, wearing, what appears to be some type of Medieval wench/pirate outfit.  Meanwhile, in the background, clips from some 1980’s movie about, one can only assume, some parable of Capitalism, nuclear power plants, and…hang gliders?