My Milkshake Brings All the Pubescent Boys to the Yard

Meredith: at what point is a coog a straight up pedophile?

Melanie: hahahahaha

half your age plus or minus seven

Meredith: oh, duh.

ohhhh too young

but like, 16 is the new 19.5

…right?

Just kidding.  That’s gross.  Personally, I think even 23 is too young.  Unless you’re Michael Cera, because, say what you want about how he always plays the same character over and over again, I don’t care.  Yeah, I’d hit that.