Fact: Tiny Animals Are Adorable

Tiny piggies are the latest fad in the UK.  Granted, I wouldn’t want a pig as a pet, but OH MY GOD are these not the cutest little munchkins you’ve ever seen?  Cutie pies.  Both of them.  Even Rupert Grint (aka. Ron, aka. my future Brit and ginger boyfriend) has one.  So, um, validity as a pet?  Maybe?  Whatever, did I mention how cute they are?  Squeeee!

Teacup Pigs [BuzzFeed]

Coogin’: Revisited

Melanie:omg little neil patrick harris is adoraballs Meredith: awww doogie howser — baby NPH

7:21 PM Melanie: totes cute

want to smoosh his little face

and squish his hair

Meredith: hahahaha

maybe we SHOULD get into coogin

Melanie: dude we should

there is no downside

7:22 PM i mean, women outlive men anyway

Meredith: ew, baby penises

Melanie: why not get the leg up

Meredith: that’s what i think of

Melanie: ohhhh good call

Meredith: and, like, baby bare torsos because they can’t grow hair yet

that’s what i think of

but, i mean, the only way to get over it, is to do it

My Milkshake Brings All the Pubescent Boys to the Yard

Meredith: at what point is a coog a straight up pedophile?

Melanie: hahahahaha

half your age plus or minus seven

Meredith: oh, duh.

ohhhh too young

but like, 16 is the new 19.5

…right?

Just kidding.  That’s gross.  Personally, I think even 23 is too young.  Unless you’re Michael Cera, because, say what you want about how he always plays the same character over and over again, I don’t care.  Yeah, I’d hit that.