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Coogin’: Revisited

Posted in gchat gangstas, Weekend Wars with tags , , , , , , , on August 2, 2009 by thedith

Melanie:omg little neil patrick harris is adoraballs Meredith: awww doogie howser — baby NPH

7:21 PM Melanie: totes cute
want to smoosh his little face
and squish his hair
Meredith: hahahaha
maybe we SHOULD get into coogin
Melanie: dude we should
there is no downside
7:22 PM i mean, women outlive men anyway
Meredith: ew, baby penises
Melanie: why not get the leg up
Meredith: that’s what i think of
Melanie: ohhhh good call
Meredith: and, like, baby bare torsos because they can’t grow hair yet
that’s what i think of
but, i mean, the only way to get over it, is to do it
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My Milkshake Brings All the Pubescent Boys to the Yard

Posted in cougars, gchat gangstas with tags , , , on July 31, 2009 by thedith

Meredith: at what point is a coog a straight up pedophile?

Melanie: hahahahaha
half your age plus or minus seven
Meredith: oh, duh.
ohhhh too young
but like, 16 is the new 19.5
…right?

Just kidding.  That’s gross.  Personally, I think even 23 is too young.  Unless you’re Michael Cera, because, say what you want about how he always plays the same character over and over again, I don’t care.  Yeah, I’d hit that.