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My Milkshake Brings All the Pubescent Boys to the Yard

Posted in cougars, gchat gangstas with tags , , , on July 31, 2009 by thedith

Meredith: at what point is a coog a straight up pedophile?

Melanie: hahahahaha
half your age plus or minus seven
Meredith: oh, duh.
ohhhh too young
but like, 16 is the new 19.5
…right?

Just kidding.  That’s gross.  Personally, I think even 23 is too young.  Unless you’re Michael Cera, because, say what you want about how he always plays the same character over and over again, I don’t care.  Yeah, I’d hit that.