Hey It Could’ve Happened to, Anybo — Er, Wait, No. No It Couldn’t’ve.

So I have today off.  Yeah, I know, it’s Tuesday, who has Tuesdays off? Don’t ask why, that’s just the way my schedule works.  Here’s what I’ve been up to today:

Meredith: true or false: i’m holed up in my apartment like it’s a bunker

Melanie: uh oh

why

Melanie’s new status message – people with crushes should not have access to this:  http://www.vw.com/vwhype/babymaker/en/us/ 1:47 PM

Meredith: well because the girl who’s on the lease, her friend came to stay over last night

he left early in the morning, and i was juuuust about to take a shower, when he came back, so i ran back into my room and pretended i wasn’t there

the this lasted for about 45 minutes

then he left. juuuust about to venture out again, when the lock turns again

Melanie: oh my god!

what is he DOING?

Meredith: it’s the girl on the lease, here to pick up some shit, but i don’t want to deal with her either

she has a friend with her

Melanie: ohhhhhhh

Meredith: hello? why aren’t you at work

theyyyyy are not going to leave for awhile

so i’m stuck

Melanie: ughhh what if you have to pee

Meredith: uhhh i do!

but i’m holdin’ it

the irony of this situation, i was so stoked to leave the apartment and DO something today

Melanie: ughhhhhisn’t that always how it works

Meredith: annnd now they’re making coffee

and watching tv

they will never leave

i’m so mad

and starving

Melanie: orrrr you could just walk out say hi and leave

and be awk

Meredith: hahahahah

i might give up and do that eventually

Sent at 1:51 PM on Tuesday

Melanie’s new status message – people with crushes should not have access to this:  http://www.vw.com/vwhype/babymaker/en/us/ Andrea: WHA TTHE FUCK YOU HAD A BLACK BABY WITH EDWARD CULLEN!?   1:56 PM

Melanie: i’m having way too much fun making babies

Sent at 2:00 PM on Tuesday

Meredith: hahaha that is not surprising

Sent at 2:02 PM on Tuesday

Meredith: ohhhh busted

her mom busted in on my room

they were looking for an iron

Melanie: awwwww

Meredith: “how do two girls live in an apartment and not have an iron?”

“go check in the bedrooms”

oh, hey. surprise!

Melanie: hahahaha

Meredith: oh well i guess this means i can leave now

Melanie: hooray!

Sent at 2:05 PM on Tuesday

Melanie: want to see rupes and my kid?