You Don’t Have to Live Like A Refugee

Lady GaGa, you’re making money now.  You can afford pants again — isn’t that exciting? I think they’re having a sale at the Gap.  Go on, hurry, I’m sure your camel toe must be freezing.

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Wear pants/gonna be okay/no more wedgies babe/just pants/ da-da doo-doo/wear pants

Next time: Katy Perry — I wore a pair of pants, and I liked it!