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What If, Instead of Writing Blind Items, Gossip Columnists Wrote Like This:

Posted in advice, boys, Uncategorized with tags , , , , on November 18, 2009 by thedith

Unknown:  he’s [REDACTED] FUCKING [REDACTED]

Anonymous: that was his reasoning too “i’m[REDACTED] fucking [REDACTED]!”

Unknown: whatever. standards. if he’s in town next time you better fucking fuck him.