Long Term Goals. [Mel Edition]

1. Move to California in the next 12-18 months.
2. Somehow find an apartment four blocks away from the ocean.
3. Learn how to surf.
4. Read more (and tween books don’t count) and play less solitaire on the subway
5. Get a subscription to The New Yorker…and actually read it.
6. Own a dog.
7. Go back in time and smack myself for cutting my hair to my shoulders.
8. Grow my hair so that it’s past my boobs.
9. Travel to a vineyard in the South of France.
10. Figure out why my bike is making a funny noise when I pedal.
11. Go back in time and invest in Apple.
12. Find a boyfriend in time for winter hibernation.

Long Term Goals: The thedith Edition

1. Start running again.

2. Buy running shoes.

3. Scrounge up enough money for a subscription to The New Yorker.

4. Rely on coffee less.

5. Write more.

6. Learn how to skateboard.

7. Learn how to surf.

8. Realize french fries are not part of the food pyramid.

9. Work on spelling.

10. Get a job.

11. Get embroiled in a threesome scandal involving C-List celebrities.

12. Find our television remote control.

13. Go back in time and make Scott Baio circa 1980’s fall in love with me.

14. Go back in time and invest all my money in Google.

15. Appear on America’s Best Dance Crew.

16. Join a dance crew.