Pipe Dreams

Meredith: why can’t this be us

always
complete with background music wherever we go
and wearing mumus instead of clothes
and looking fug with our breast implants and not caring

Melanie:  oh my god
i want it
i’m cuter than her
i want that
let’s be a biracial reality show
let’s make that hapen
*happen

Meredith: CAN we?!
can WE take miami?
 

Melanie:  who do i need to fuck to make that happen
i am not below that

9-5 — Not the Dolly Parton Movie

Looks like I’ll be temping for the OBG’s (Oldies But Goodies) again, starting at the end of this week.  Cue: the pyrotechnics, dancing girls, the music —

and what not.