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Remember When Spencer Pratt Followed Me On Twitter?

Posted in adventures in life, twitter with tags , , , , , , , , , on November 10, 2009 by melsanie

 

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  1. Wait, huh?
  2. I don’t follow him on Twitter.  Do I have to now?
  3. What?
  4. Why?

Reason #127: Why Mindy Kaling and I are Meant to be Besties

Posted in twitter with tags , , , , , , , , on September 19, 2009 by melsanie

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Me too, Mindy.  Me, too.

“I Can’t Wait to Hear About Me On Your Blooooog”

Posted in funny or die, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , on July 16, 2009 by melsanie

Oh, Funny or Die, I love you so much.  Not only do you give me funny videos of James Franco and Pearl the Landlord (which never gets old), but you give me this amazing mini-musical about the internet, Web Site Story.  “Take the famous ballads and duets of West Side Story, insert a dozen mentions of famous social media sites like twitter and facebook, and this is what you get.”  It’s amazeballs, usa.  Check it out.

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Web Site Story [Funny or Die]

Facebook Thumbs Up: Your Mom Likes This

Posted in facebook with tags , , , , , , , , on July 4, 2009 by thedith

So my sister just alerted me to the fact that my mom just created a Twitter account.  That’s right, the same mom who has (thankfully) shunned facebook, is now going to be tweeting away to her Baby Boomer possee.  Upon hearing this news, I called my mom to tell her she’s not allowed to follow me on Twitter (damn Twitter Gamail friend finder…).

For those of you not lucky enough to have facebook shunning parents, there’s help for you yet.  Oh Crap. My Parents Joined Facebook is my new favorite website concept.  Basically, it’s just a collection of real parental unit facebook status updates.  And Mom, if you’re reading this, if you join facebook, please don’t friend me…

People I Found on Twitter Today

Posted in twitter with tags , , , on April 26, 2009 by melsanie

Tia Mowry

Soleil Moon-Frye (what up Punky Brewster?)

Kevin Nealon

Why You Gotta Hate?

Posted in gchat gangstas, twitter with tags , on April 20, 2009 by melsanie

Justin: oh, dear god

Justin: you’re on twitter

Me: oh hells yeah
Justin: oh f*ck no

Ummm, I beg to differ.

Posted in are you joking me? with tags , , , , , on April 14, 2009 by melsanie
If this is manly, you don't even want to imagine what I look like in a jumper.

If this is manly, you don't even want to imagine what I look like in a jumper.

“I feel like a tranny a lot of the time. I don’t know, I’m … large? They put me in six-inch heels, and I tower over every man. I’ve got this long hair and lots of clothes and makeup on … I just feel really big a lot of the time, and I’m surrounded by a lot of tiny people. I feel like a man sometimes.”

Uhhh, what Blake?  Ok, I get that you’re tall.  But a man?  You’re, like, super skinny and GORGEOUS.  Ugh. I will still like you because I think that you and Dan make an adorable couple, but come on.  Let’s put a kibosh on the complaining.  ALSO, on the show they showcase your boobs all.the.time. As Diablo Cody said via TwitterPretty actresses saying “I look like a tranny” is the new “I’m sooo fat.”

Ps. Blake, on the cover of Allure, you don’t look like a tranny, you look like a prostitute who got lost in the Wet-n-Wild section of Walgreens and had a three year old apply your eye liner.  You need to apply some make up remover STAT.  My eyes hurt just looking at that mess.

“I feel like a tranny a lot of time time.” [Us Weekly via NYMag]