- Wait, huh?
- I don’t follow him on Twitter. Do I have to now?
- What?
- Why?
Oh, Funny or Die, I love you so much. Not only do you give me funny videos of James Franco and Pearl the Landlord (which never gets old), but you give me this amazing mini-musical about the internet, Web Site Story. “Take the famous ballads and duets of West Side Story, insert a dozen mentions of famous social media sites like twitter and facebook, and this is what you get.” It’s amazeballs, usa. Check it out.
Web Site Story [Funny or Die]
Justin: oh, dear god
Justin: you’re on twitter
“I feel like a tranny a lot of the time. I don’t know, I’m … large? They put me in six-inch heels, and I tower over every man. I’ve got this long hair and lots of clothes and makeup on … I just feel really big a lot of the time, and I’m surrounded by a lot of tiny people. I feel like a man sometimes.”
Uhhh, what Blake? Ok, I get that you’re tall. But a man? You’re, like, super skinny and GORGEOUS. Ugh. I will still like you because I think that you and Dan make an adorable couple, but come on. Let’s put a kibosh on the complaining. ALSO, on the show they showcase your boobs all.the.time. As Diablo Cody said via Twitter: Pretty actresses saying “I look like a tranny” is the new “I’m sooo fat.”
Ps. Blake, on the cover of Allure, you don’t look like a tranny, you look like a prostitute who got lost in the Wet-n-Wild section of Walgreens and had a three year old apply your eye liner. You need to apply some make up remover STAT. My eyes hurt just looking at that mess.
“I feel like a tranny a lot of time time.” [Us Weekly via NYMag]
Ok, I’m a fan of Twitter and have been using it more recently, but have no idea what RT, OH, #, @ and HT mean. If you’re as clueless as me, check out this guy who breaks it down. I found it very helpful.
Twitter FAQ [Brent Ozar]
Cool: I found Mindy Kaling on Twitter
Uncool: I found it through Nicole Richie‘s tweets
Uncool: I found Nicole Richie’s twitter page
Cool: She posted this video and it’s funny.