Remember When Spencer Pratt Followed Me On Twitter?

 

1. Wait, huh?
2. I don’t follow him on Twitter.  Do I have to now?
3. What?
4. Why?

Reason #127: Why Mindy Kaling and I are Meant to be Besties

Me too, Mindy.  Me, too.

“I Can’t Wait to Hear About Me On Your Blooooog”

Oh, Funny or Die, I love you so much.  Not only do you give me funny videos of James Franco and Pearl the Landlord (which never gets old), but you give me this amazing mini-musical about the internet, Web Site Story.  “Take the famous ballads and duets of West Side Story, insert a dozen mentions of famous social media sites like twitter and facebook, and this is what you get.”  It’s amazeballs, usa.  Check it out.

Web Site Story [Funny or Die]

Facebook Thumbs Up: Your Mom Likes This

So my sister just alerted me to the fact that my mom just created a Twitter account.  That’s right, the same mom who has (thankfully) shunned facebook, is now going to be tweeting away to her Baby Boomer possee.  Upon hearing this news, I called my mom to tell her she’s not allowed to follow me on Twitter (damn Twitter Gamail friend finder…).

For those of you not lucky enough to have facebook shunning parents, there’s help for you yet.  Oh Crap. My Parents Joined Facebook is my new favorite website concept.  Basically, it’s just a collection of real parental unit facebook status updates.  And Mom, if you’re reading this, if you join facebook, please don’t friend me…

People I Found on Twitter Today

Tia Mowry

Soleil Moon-Frye (what up Punky Brewster?)

Kevin Nealon

Why You Gotta Hate?

Justin: oh, dear god

Justin: you’re on twitter

Me: oh hells yeah

Justin: oh f*ck no

Ummm, I beg to differ.

If this is manly, you don't even want to imagine what I look like in a jumper.

“I feel like a tranny a lot of the time. I don’t know, I’m … large? They put me in six-inch heels, and I tower over every man. I’ve got this long hair and lots of clothes and makeup on … I just feel really big a lot of the time, and I’m surrounded by a lot of tiny people. I feel like a man sometimes.”

Uhhh, what Blake?  Ok, I get that you’re tall.  But a man?  You’re, like, super skinny and GORGEOUS.  Ugh. I will still like you because I think that you and Dan make an adorable couple, but come on.  Let’s put a kibosh on the complaining.  ALSO, on the show they showcase your boobs all.the.time. As Diablo Cody said via Twitter:  Pretty actresses saying “I look like a tranny” is the new “I’m sooo fat.”

Ps. Blake, on the cover of Allure, you don’t look like a tranny, you look like a prostitute who got lost in the Wet-n-Wild section of Walgreens and had a three year old apply your eye liner.  You need to apply some make up remover STAT.  My eyes hurt just looking at that mess.

“I feel like a tranny a lot of time time.” [Us Weekly via NYMag]