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Long Term Goals: The thedith Edition

Posted in adventures in life, things to do with tags , , , , , , , on August 20, 2009 by thedith

1. Start running again.

2. Buy running shoes.

3. Scrounge up enough money for a subscription to The New Yorker.

4. Rely on coffee less.

5. Write more.

6. Learn how to skateboard.

7. Learn how to surf.

8. Realize french fries are not part of the food pyramid.

9. Work on spelling.

10. Get a job.

11. Get embroiled in a threesome scandal involving C-List celebrities.

12. Find our television remote control.

13. Go back in time and make Scott Baio circa 1980’s fall in love with me.

14. Go back in time and invest all my money in Google.

15. Appear on America’s Best Dance Crew.

16. Join a dance crew.