gchat gangstas

Melanie: true or false:  i’m following levar burton on twitter in the hopes that he’d just talk about star trek and reading rainbow

Sent at 2:16 PM on Thursday

Meredith: hahahahaha

ohhhh butterflies in the skyyyy

i was super impressed that you found nicole richie

finding her opened up a pandora’s box of people on twitter

ashlee simpson, pete wentz, people related to the maddens, samantha ronson, perez hilton

Sent at 2:20 PM on Thursday

Melanie: i KNOW

thanks random blog about celebrities that i check

Sent at 2:23 PM on Thursday

Melanie: found out nicole and ashlee are besties

which i found kind of funny

but not surprising

Sent at 2:25 PM on Thursday

Meredith: uh i find it a little surprising

what do they have in common? having babies with douche bags?

nicole richie is 10 times cooler

and also, the subject of any blind item about a supposedly cleaned up mom, popping oxycotin like candy

Melanie: dark secret:  i think she’s cool

Meredith: you think ashlee is cool?

Melanie: nooo nicole

no idea why

Meredith: ohhhh okay, no dark secret, just the plain ol truuth

Melanie: yeah.  ashlee named her kid bronx and refers to him as “bx”

Meredith: HAHAHA

Melanie: like, what is that about?

box?

Meredith: omg how awful for everyone involved

where is child protective services when you need them?

Celebrity tweets

Levar Burton

Nicole Richie

Ashlee Simpson