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New Career Goals

Posted in eff this, self realization, work with tags , , , , , , , , , , on April 30, 2009 by thedith

Lately, I’ve been really into the idea of selling out and going corporate.  To hell with helping others and trying to make the world a more positive place; fuck the non-profit, not-for-profit, and NGO world — I just want to make piles of cash at a ginormous, heartless, corporation, so I can go swimming in my gold coin vault like my name is Scrooge McDuck.

I’ll take 3 martini lunches, and tell people “my assistant will take care of that” and everyone will look at me like I’m crazy, because uh, I AM the assistant, and why am I always coming back from lunch drunk?

This. Is the dream.

Almost Famous…Again.

Posted in television with tags , , , , , , on April 13, 2009 by thedith

So, I was watching the Celebrity version of The Apprentice last night, mostly because we don’t have cable (I know!) and I thought maybe this show could be good in like a “bad reality tv” kind of way.  It’s not really, but it made an honest effort.  And I learned interesting tidbits like, did you know that 90s R&B singer Brian McKnight is still alive? Or, conversely, that Joan Rivers will not die? Fun fact: she’s now made entirely out of synthetic, non-biodegradable materials.  Betcha didn’t know that in some circles, poker players are considered “celebrities”.  Or maybe, you didn’t even know that Brande the “Playboy modelis a celebrity.  Well, she is.  I learned about it on Celebrity Apprentice.  

 

*Go on, relive those middle school memories with Brian McKnight’s “Back at One”