“Is it true that Chris Brown originated the swine flu?”

Not even this pig wants to be associated with Chris Brown

So much classiness is going on today.  This is what some papparazzo asked Jay-Z and Rihanna today.  Wait, what?  I’ve never actually seen any of these TMZ videos (and I only saw 5 seconds of this one) but man the photogs REALLY get in the faces of celebs.  I can only imagine how hard it must be for someone like Rihanna who is actually trying to get through a tough time.  Anyway, hearing that her ex-boyfriend possibly started the epidemic that’s spreading through America must have caused a laugh.

Jay-Z Laughs at Chris Brown’s Expense [TMZ]

At Least We’re Not Still Talking About Ocoto-Mom, Right?

 

Not Miss California -- as evidenced by the fact that the girl in this picture actually won

So with everyone making a big deal out of Miss California (maybe) losing the Miss USA Pageant in the biggest “who cares?” of the year story  because her anti-gay marriage stance caused judge Perez Hilton to give her a 0 during the question and answer part of the show, I’m left with a few thoughts:

 

1. Miss USA still comes on?

2. Perez Hilton is qualified to judge a beauty pageant because…why?

3. Really? We have nothing better to talk about Matt Lauer? Really? So the recession’s over, terrorism has been solved, and world peace has finally saved the day? Oh wow, Obama IS the messiah.  That’s great! So… Miss California said what?