Now that the OBG temp job is over, I’m trying to figure out how to spend my days until I find employment again. Here’s what I’ve brainstormed so far:
- Move to Eastern Europe and finally join that traveling Gypsy band that I’ve been talking about for years. And when I say Gypsy Band, I mean a literal band. Like, with instruments, and singing and shit. I think I’ll play the tambourine. Or, if that’s taken, the mandolin. But only if I can’t play the tambourine.
- Marry Macauley Culkin.
- Buy a Snuggie.
- Get into Polygamy
- Finally learn how to skateboard <– This one’s actually tops on my list.
- Donate my eggs.
- Watch every Kevin Costner movie ever made, starting with Water World.
- Start reading the Twighlight series just so I can learn what these dang kids are so crazy about.
- Lunches at Hooters
- Adopt an African baby
- Learn the choreography from “Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)” by the Backstreet Boys
- Buy a pair of these shoes in three different colors
- Threesomes
This is an open list, meaning I’m open to suggestions. Got any? I’ve got lots of time to hear them…
melsanie
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