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In an Alternate Universe

Posted in gchat gangstas, random with tags , , on April 30, 2009 by melsanie
this is what happens when you google search so what

this is what happens when you google search "so what"

mlandmcd: so what?
mlandmcd: i should say that to her
mlandmcd: just walk by her and go, “so what, money bags?” then throw a pie in her face
mlandmcd: and then me and my new best friend, a magical albino named powder,
mlandmcd: will just laugh and laugh

New Career Goals

Posted in eff this, self realization, work with tags , , , , , , , , , , on April 30, 2009 by thedith

Lately, I’ve been really into the idea of selling out and going corporate.  To hell with helping others and trying to make the world a more positive place; fuck the non-profit, not-for-profit, and NGO world — I just want to make piles of cash at a ginormous, heartless, corporation, so I can go swimming in my gold coin vault like my name is Scrooge McDuck.

I’ll take 3 martini lunches, and tell people “my assistant will take care of that” and everyone will look at me like I’m crazy, because uh, I AM the assistant, and why am I always coming back from lunch drunk?

This. Is the dream.