“Actually, I think I was more annoyed by the social habits of straight people in general and the fact that she was dressed ugly annoyed me extra.“
via [Post-Grad, Paris-bound]
“Actually, I think I was more annoyed by the social habits of straight people in general and the fact that she was dressed ugly annoyed me extra.“
via [Post-Grad, Paris-bound]
Duke: Anyway, even if you don’t find a job in Paris, you should come out and visit me. Or be a nanny!
Me: Ohh, I can be an Au pair! And the father will fall in love with me, take me as his mistress for a trial, then divorce his wife, and the kids will love me even more!
Duke: Yeah!
Me: Yeah! And I can have adorable French kids without ever having to get pregnant and fat!
Duke: See? There you go!