Deep Thoughts

“Actually, I think I was more annoyed by the social habits of straight people in general and the fact that she was dressed ugly annoyed me extra.“

via [Post-Grad, Paris-bound]

Deep Thoughts

Duke: Anyway, even if you don’t find a job in Paris, you should come out and visit me.  Or be a nanny!

Me: Ohh, I can be an Au pair! And the father will fall in love with me, take me as his mistress for a trial, then divorce his wife, and the kids will love me even more!

Duke: Yeah!

Me: Yeah! And I can have adorable French kids without ever having to get pregnant and fat!

Duke: See? There you go!