I Could Listen to This All Night Long — All Nii-ight

Lionel Richie doesn’t get any respect.  What’s up with that? Is it because once upon a time he used to dress

Lionel Richie and the Commodores

like this?

Or maybe it’s because he raised this?

Nicole Richie

Regardless, all this Lionel Richie discrimination is totally unfair, because, as corny as he is, there is no way you can listen to one of his songs without smiling.  I’m sorry, it just can’t be done.  You try singing “you’re once, twice, three-ee tii-iimes a lay-ed-dee” without flashin’ a little smile.

The Lionel Richie is Actually Awesome song collection is way too long and extensive to list here, but here’s my favorite:

gchat gangstas

Melanie: true or false:  i’m following levar burton on twitter in the hopes that he’d just talk about star trek and reading rainbow

Sent at 2:16 PM on Thursday

Meredith: hahahahaha

ohhhh butterflies in the skyyyy

i was super impressed that you found nicole richie

finding her opened up a pandora’s box of people on twitter

ashlee simpson, pete wentz, people related to the maddens, samantha ronson, perez hilton

Sent at 2:20 PM on Thursday

Melanie: i KNOW

thanks random blog about celebrities that i check

Sent at 2:23 PM on Thursday

Melanie: found out nicole and ashlee are besties

which i found kind of funny

but not surprising

Sent at 2:25 PM on Thursday

Meredith: uh i find it a little surprising

what do they have in common? having babies with douche bags?

nicole richie is 10 times cooler

and also, the subject of any blind item about a supposedly cleaned up mom, popping oxycotin like candy

Melanie: dark secret:  i think she’s cool

Meredith: you think ashlee is cool?

Melanie: nooo nicole

no idea why

Meredith: ohhhh okay, no dark secret, just the plain ol truuth

Melanie: yeah.  ashlee named her kid bronx and refers to him as “bx”

Meredith: HAHAHA

Melanie: like, what is that about?

box?

Meredith: omg how awful for everyone involved

where is child protective services when you need them?

Celebrity tweets

Levar Burton

Nicole Richie

Ashlee Simpson