Ten Things I’ve Learned During Fashion Week

1. Way to be more fashionable: spend less on food, more on accessories.
2. I need to wear more eyeliner.
3. Wearing and walking in high heels for longer than 3 hours at a time is not only a skill but an athletic feat.
4. Rachel Zoe was right (as always): pairing a bomber jacket with anything instantly makes you chic–it was my saving grace for all the events I went to (which I’ll discuss later)
5. The fashion world is freakishly self-involved which makes me want to run away from it and be a part of it at the same time.
6. I need about 10 more pairs of shoes, 2 gold necklaces, 6 dresses and anything metallic, in that order.
7. I have confirmation that high heels make any outfit sexier.
8. Most male models are incapable of walking down a runway.
9. Actual fashion show run time: 10 minutes.
10. I love fashion.