Archive for lindsay lohan

Group Discount on Rehab?

Posted in celebrities, lindsay lohan, now what?, really? with tags , , , , , on September 16, 2009 by melsanie

Lindsay Lohan Takes Taylor Momsen Under Her Wing [Just Jared]

Boys Shouldn’t Use Smiley Faces

Posted in rants, servicey, txt msg with tags , , , , , , , on May 13, 2009 by thedith

 

Lindsay Lohan receiving yet another smiley face text message from Wilmer Valderama

Lindsay Lohan receiving yet another smiley face text message from Wilmer Valderama

Boys shouldn’t use emoticons ever.  That means, never ever.  A smiley face :) or any variation thereof is not whimsical or cute.  A sad face :( makes me think you’re retarded. And don’t send me a winky face ;) if you expect to talk to me ever again.  Sorry to be so blunt about it, guys, but it needed to be said.  Boys Using Emoticons(or BUE, pronounced “boo” — as in the noise you make when jeering something) has become rampant, and it needs to be put to an end.  Just type haha like a normal person, okay? Or better, if you’re gonna say something ambiguous, leave it up to me to determine whether or not you’re joking.  If you’re not? Great! I love jerks.  If you are, but I think you’re not? Great! I love jerks.  If you use an emoticon? Joke’s on you: I don’t like boys who use emoticons.

 

Next time: we’ll discuss why boys should never use “hehe” (hint: it’s creepy).

Lindsay Lohan’s eharmony Profile

Posted in funny or die with tags , , , , , , on April 15, 2009 by thedith

I know this is from yesterday*, and you may have already seen it, but my computer wasn’t working, so I couldn’t get it up until today.  My bad.  Anyway, check out this Funny of Die video, Lindsay Lohan’s eharmony commercial.  Try not to laugh out loud if you’re at work.  Awkward.

 *Thanks, Jake, for the heads up!!

In Defense of Leggings

Posted in Rebuttal with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 15, 2009 by thedith

Lindsay Lohan has a line of leggings, and I think that’s swell.  She couldn’t have picked an article of clothing that most clearly reflects her: both have come under fire recently for finding themselves in inappropriate situations; however, when utilized correctly, you can’t deny that bitch is ta-len-ted! [finger snap]. 

Take this look for example:

Leggings clearly being used as pants, and you know what? It works.  Normal pants would be too chunky underneath. Tights would be not enough coverage. And bare legs?

Why we need leggings -- Exhibit 1: Tara Reid

I’ll let this picture of Tara Reid speak for itself.

I’m not gonna lie, I’m a big fat fan of leggings.  I wear them lounging around the apartment, when I go out with friends, the 2 times a year that I work out, to dinner, at the doctor’s office — hell, at my old job I wore leggings at least twice a week.  

You can dress them up 

 

Careful with this look though, Victoria Beckhams like thisclose to being confused with Tranny Spice

Careful with this look though, Victoria Beckham's like thisclose to being confused with Tranny Spice

Or you can dress them down

doesn't she look more comfortable than you, right now?

You can even, do crazy shit like this

 

Not gonna lie, I would wear these

Not gonna lie, I would wear these

 

The fact of the matter is, leggings are comfortable.  People like being comfortable.  People are never gonna stop liking being comfortable.  Thus, through the transitive property of leggings, we can deduce that people are never gonna stop wearing leggings, right? Wrong.  As in generations before them

 

I think Mens Renaissance fashion introduced us to leggings

I think Men's Renaissance fashion introduced us to leggings

 we will eventually put down our leggings, relegating them to the back of our closets to become some lucky moth’s lunch.  This is a sad, yes, but also? This is fashion.  There’s no crying in fashion.  Although there is a lot of whining.  

Basically, what it comes down to?  Let the people enjoy their leggings while they can.  Just like I let you enjoy your khakis without (an insanely disporportionate amount of)  judgment, let me, LL, and all members of the spandex-lovin’ world enjoy our moment.  

Besides, it’s almost over anyway.

TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS

Posted in are you joking me? with tags , , , , , on April 14, 2009 by melsanie

Seriously. I don’t care if you have the legs to carry it off (I’m looking at you Lindsay Lohan and Olsen Twins). TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS.

Oh em gee.  Congrats.  You have skinng legs. I don't care.  These are NOT pants.  I don't want to see your business jiggling about.  Cover that up.

Oh em gee. Congrats. You have skinny legs. I don't care. These are NOT pants. I don't want to see your business jiggling about. Cover that up.

Or you could learn the hard way:

kate: in first grade my mom sent me to school in thick tights and told me they were pants and i realized they were see-through at recess and cried

And I’m glad there is a website dedicated to this cause. [Tights Are Not Pants]

UPDATELeggings are the same as tights. [Leggings Are Not Pants]

Deep Thoughts

Posted in deep thoughts with tags , , , on April 8, 2009 by thedith


From g-chat
Meredith: oh that’s like kind of a cute picture of zac efron
except, i’m not sure he’s not a woman
Melanie: heyo-screen shot
yeah i know.  i’m weirded out by it, yet still have a crush
does that make me a lesbian?