and not writing a post for like a month. Among my goals for twenty-ten (finally learn how to skateboard, find a job for realzies, and get knocked up by Tiger Woods — yeah, low blow, I know, but I only have like a week to make a stale Tiger Woods joke before the new decade makes ’em obsolete) is to start writing more frequently on this blog. As a Christmas present, and an act of contrition for being a deadbeat blogger, I offer to you, this SNL video: