When You Wake Up Feeling Old

I just went to mtv.com, and realized I had no idea what anything on that website meant.  What’s The Duel, and how is there a sequel? We’re still watching American Idol? Who’s Taylor Swift? Jesus, am I THAT old?!

I have GOT to stop dating 30-somethings*.

 

*Okay, one 30-year old, once.

This Is Tweeting — We’re Tweeting Right?

Entertainment Tonight co-host, Maria Menounos

thedith@melsanie: need something to do while at sushi? follow maria menunos: http://twitter.com/youromegagirl …you’re welcome 8:33 PM  

 

 

 

melsanie@TheDith: omg. well, through her i found gerard “gerry” butler. (http://twitter.com/Gerry_Bu…)*. YOU are welcome. 8:50 PM  from web in reply to thedith

3000's Gerard Butler

 

thedith@melsanie: i dunno, he just reminds me of “ps, i love you” and ps, i hated that movie 2:03 AM from web in reply to melsanie

This movie is the pits

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*It appears Gerard Butler’s Twitter page is no longer working, BUT through Maria Menounos, I found Kim Kardashian.  Again, you’re welcome.

At Least We’re Not Still Talking About Ocoto-Mom, Right?

 

Not Miss California -- as evidenced by the fact that the girl in this picture actually won

So with everyone making a big deal out of Miss California (maybe) losing the Miss USA Pageant in the biggest “who cares?” of the year story  because her anti-gay marriage stance caused judge Perez Hilton to give her a 0 during the question and answer part of the show, I’m left with a few thoughts:

 

1. Miss USA still comes on?

2. Perez Hilton is qualified to judge a beauty pageant because…why?

3. Really? We have nothing better to talk about Matt Lauer? Really? So the recession’s over, terrorism has been solved, and world peace has finally saved the day? Oh wow, Obama IS the messiah.  That’s great! So… Miss California said what?