Based on a True Email

My younger sister just left to start her first year at  university, officially making our parents empty nesters.  How have themom and thedad been celebrating a house bereft of theannoyingkids? Let’s check out the following email…

From: themom

To: thedith

Subject: Misc.

After watching Baby Mama, I watched The Bucket List. What should I watch next?

I don’t even know how to respond to this email.  Baby Mama AND The Bucket List? That’s like my bucket list of movies right there. Why watch another movie ever again?

Melissa: drop out of college immediately and come home.  I’m worried about our parents.