Apparently, there was a 4.1 earthquake in the Bay Area today, around 10 am. I found out about it via facebook statuses when I woke up at 11am. This leads me to believe, that when “The Big One” hits, I’ll be like those people in Titanic, who slept right on through the ship sinking. [ed note: i still don’t understand how you sleep through a fucking ship sinking?! All the screaming, and violin music? That wouldn’t wake you up? What about the gun fight between Leo and Billy Zane? No? Guns don’t wake you up? How about the fact that you’re in the fucking arctic! That water is fucking cold! No? None of that woke you up? Okay, wow. I give up.]