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Ummm, I beg to differ.

Posted in are you joking me? with tags , , , , , on April 14, 2009 by melsanie
If this is manly, you don't even want to imagine what I look like in a jumper.

If this is manly, you don't even want to imagine what I look like in a jumper.

“I feel like a tranny a lot of the time. I don’t know, I’m … large? They put me in six-inch heels, and I tower over every man. I’ve got this long hair and lots of clothes and makeup on … I just feel really big a lot of the time, and I’m surrounded by a lot of tiny people. I feel like a man sometimes.”

Uhhh, what Blake?  Ok, I get that you’re tall.  But a man?  You’re, like, super skinny and GORGEOUS.  Ugh. I will still like you because I think that you and Dan make an adorable couple, but come on.  Let’s put a kibosh on the complaining.  ALSO, on the show they showcase your boobs all.the.time. As Diablo Cody said via TwitterPretty actresses saying “I look like a tranny” is the new “I’m sooo fat.”

Ps. Blake, on the cover of Allure, you don’t look like a tranny, you look like a prostitute who got lost in the Wet-n-Wild section of Walgreens and had a three year old apply your eye liner.  You need to apply some make up remover STAT.  My eyes hurt just looking at that mess.

“I feel like a tranny a lot of time time.” [Us Weekly via NYMag]