The Truth About Cats and Dogs

Meredith: lately, i’m feeling almost megan foxish

in that i don’t appreciate how the first inclination of a guy when he meets you is “how can i fuck her”

Melanie: it’s true though

in fairness, girls’ first inclination of a guy is “how can we date”

usually

Meredith: hahahahaha

ew

but isn’t “how can we date” better than “how can i fuck her”?

because one is all like, “oh i want to like you” and the other is “i want you as a conquest”

Melanie: in our eyes, yes

About Gossip Girl Tonight

This dress would not look good on me but I want it anyway.

[OMG Spoiler Alert]

A few things.

1. I love how when everyone started freaking out and Nate tried to shush them, everyone ignored him. Of course they did.
2. Rufus being all happy and humming down the street? So awkward and FORCED. I wanted to punch his smirky little smirk right off his face.
3. I’m glad that Georgina’s little Jesus, Praise be to God stint is over because it was getting to be too much. If I wanted to hear preachy Christians I’d go to Tennessee. And the bit where she says “the bitch is back” and then puts on her sunglasses? Totally a cliche and totally worth it.
4. But. I WILL thank sweet baby Jesus that someone finally cut Eric’s hair and got rid of the highlights.
5. I don’t remember any exact quotes, but every episode just solidifies one thought in my mind: Chuck and Blair are the best actors/have the best writers in this show.
6. The Lilly/Rufus spin-off looks stupid and I’m pissed that I’m not going to find out what happens with Georgina next week. Stupidheads.
7. I want Blair’s green/gold dress.
8. Do you think that Ed Westwick gets a headache from squinting and furrowing his brow all the time

UPDATE: From my friend Seth.

1. I liked when Chuck said he loved Blair, but I did NOT like that he said it to Serena, not Blair.
2. I liked how Jenny continues to desperately try to be relevant.
3. I liked seeing Rufus unhappy because he sucks.
4. I liked everything Georgina did, for a change.