Archive for caroline

I’m Not Judging At All

Posted in gchat gangstas, objectifying guys and i'm ok with it with tags , , , , , on July 24, 2009 by melsanie

Caroline: remember the puppet, guy smiley?

Caroline: he was such a stud

Letters to 6pm

Posted in gchat gangstas with tags , on June 5, 2009 by melsanie

Caroline: Dear 6:00pm, your mother is a whore. kindly, Caroline

me: dear 6pm, i’m putting a curse on all your children, especially 6:02pm. you heartless wench. all the best, mel

Caroline: dear 6:00pm, if you ever want to see your family again you will hurry up. Meet me at 68th and Park and no one gets hurt. – anonymous

Daily Crush

Posted in daily crush, objectifying guys and i'm ok with it with tags , , , , on June 1, 2009 by melsanie

This daily crush came about because Caroline sat on the couch on her day off and watched him on E! and decided that he was the most adorable thing sinee sliced bread and puppies. He is a movie critic for E! news and she would like to have his children. BUT she’s not moving to LA. The end.

ps. wine may or may not have ben (sic) consumed in the writing of this post.