Feelin’ like an old fuddy duddy because you have no idea what a “sparkle vampire” is? Not quite sure why US Weekly thinks you’re supposed to care who Ashley Tisdale is dating (answer: no one cares who Ashley Tisdale is dating, so don’t worry about it)? Don’t worry. Semi-Unemployed-Me to the rescue!
It’s my opinion, that no one over the age of like, 18, needs to know who any of the above people are. Hello, you a grown ass woman/man, you ain’t got time to keep up with Tiger Beat‘s demographic. And, instead of feeling bad about that, consider it a good thing. Trust me. Like, sometimes, I wish I didn’t know as much about Tween culture as I do. Maybe it’s because I’m getting older, but today’s tween stars are annoying, cheesy, and strangely braggy about being chaste — whatever, Jonas Brothers… Continue reading
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