Archive for adorableness

I May Or May Not Have Watched This For A Minute Straight

Posted in cute things, you should like this with tags , , , , , , on October 28, 2009 by melsanie

Cute Animals are Such Jerks

Posted in cute things, i like this, servicey, so cute i could die with tags , , , on April 16, 2009 by melsanie

picture-21God damn cute animals are such selfish little jerkfaces sometimes. I didn’t think anyone else shared my opinion until my brother pointed me in the direction of this blog. Highlights include:

(re: puppy) You fucking bastard. Why can’t both of your eyes be the same size? I’m on to you puppy. You can’t stop me. Stay out of my way, you goddamn asshole. And if you EVER put your chin on ANYTHING again, so help me, puppy, so fucking help me…

Seriously. How dare these cute animals be all adorable and snuggle worthy? A-holes. All of them. I just want to nuzzle in their soft fur/feathers. Ok, that’s enough.

Eff You Penguin