Don’t Egg My House, But…

Posted in deep thoughts, mysteries, opinions, questions, topical, truth bomb with tags , , , on January 31, 2010 by thedith

Has anyone ever wondered why we call the abortion debate “Pro Life” vs. “Pro Choice?” Shouldn’t it be “Anti-Choice” vs. “Pro Choice?”

I’m just saying…

I Don’t Even Need to Do a Cover Wars on This One

Posted in cover wars, hey it's friday, i like this, music face off, music you should dig, rad things, soundtrack to your life, truth bomb, you should like this with tags , , , , on January 22, 2010 by thedith

What happens when you take the most annoying song ever — Crazy by Knarles Barkley — and have one of the best grunge bands from the 80s/90s — Violent Femmes — to ever record a song (maybe) about masturbation or kicking heroin (nobody really knows…) — Blister in the Sun? Give up?

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You Know What, I’m Going To Say It: I Don’t Think Johnny Depp Is Good Looking

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on January 20, 2010 by melsanie

Johnny Depp is on the cover of this month’s GQ and I mean, sure he’s cute, and I’m not saying I have the greatest choices in guys, but I just don’t get. I have two main qualms:

1. Related to the previous post about facial hair (shiver), JD always has a weird goatee going on.  To some this might be cute but to me, it’s just…dirty. You’re not Jack Sparrow anymore.

2.  STOP STEALING TITLES AWAY FROM PEOPLE WHO DESERVE THEM MORE.  Granted, these are titles that don’t really matter, but still. Sexiest man? No, Johnny Depp. I don’t think so. Ryan Reynolds? Yum. Robert Pattinson? HELL YES. Most Stylish Man? I don’t think so, Johnny Depp. Joshua Jackson? You bet (Thank you Diane Kruger). Daniel Craig? Sexy and stylish.

So, there you have it. Ladies who love him? He’s all yours.

[Editor’s note: Props for staying out of the spotlight and dating a hot French woman. I may not think you’re hot, but I respect you, so there’s that.]

Life’s Open-Fisted Punch to the Head

Posted in adventures in life, eff this, quarterlife crisis with tags , , , , on January 19, 2010 by thedith

This is a pretty good representation of how my life’s going these days:

Dear Guys, No.

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , on January 19, 2010 by melsanie

If this sight makes you gag, this post is for you.

Whatever girl woke up and thought, “Hey this is sexy on my guy” deserves to be dropkicked out a window because HELL NO it is not. Continue reading

In Case You Missed It

Posted in arts, awesome, celebrities, hey it's friday, i like this, music, rad things, soundtrack to your life, truth bomb with tags , , , , , , on January 15, 2010 by thedith

Bad Romance is maybe the most important pop song in music right now.” — Matt

Here’s Lady Gaga on Oprah

Dreams DO Come True!

Posted in arts, awesome, hey it's friday, New York City, rad things, television with tags , , , , , , on January 15, 2010 by thedith

Good news: I found the greatest MTV reality show ever created, Rich Girls, starring Ally Hilfiger (daughter of Tommy) and her friend, Jamie Gleisher (?) available to watch online. Continue reading

Because Mel’s Obsessed With it:

Posted in hello thursday, in case you missed it, music with tags , , , , on January 14, 2010 by thedith

What happens when you take Vampire Weekend and mix ’em together with Kid Cudi? THIS

*Also, Mel will tell you to “get over yourself,” but it will sound funny, so you’ll laugh.

Daily Crush

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on January 13, 2010 by melsanie

GChat Gangstas

Posted in boys, gchat gangstas with tags , , , on January 13, 2010 by thedith
Melanie: not me
my next boyfriend is going to be stellar all around
we’re going to be the most fabulous couple
everyone is going to be jealzbots 2012
Meredith: does this mean this
won’t happen until 2012?
Melanie: no, we’re going to be so amazing, people will think they time traveled to 2012 because they won’t know where they are
duh