It’s Been a Long Time, We Shouldn’t’ve Left You, Without a Dope Beat to Step to

Good morning, starshine! That hiatus sure lasted longer than we thought it would.  In the interim, the Mels and I have become professional blogging girls for real live companies.  Weird, right? Anyway, you can throw out your Save a Blog of Two Cities tshirts, delete that #RIPablogoftwocities tweet, and just generally stop your blubbering, because it looks like we’re back for Season 2. And booooy do we have a lot to catch up on!

Remember When Spencer Pratt Followed Me On Twitter?

 

1. Wait, huh?
2. I don’t follow him on Twitter.  Do I have to now?
3. What?
4. Why?

Happy Failoween

So this one time, I said I was going to live tweet Halloween? Yeahh that didn’t really happen.  See below….(Chronological order is from bottom to top)

In conclusion, I did have a really fun Halloween though, as evidenced by the fact that I was still up and lame tweeting at 6am.  Hope you had a fun day dressing up, eating candy, and getting too drunk to update your Twitter status too!

Reason #127: Why Mindy Kaling and I are Meant to be Besties

Me too, Mindy.  Me, too.

Twitterquette

If a person you don’t know, don’t follow, and doesn’t follow you, @’s you on a random tweet, are you supposed to respond? Is it rude if I don’t? I’m confused.  Is there a Miss Manners for Twitter I can tweet to?

Twitter While You Work

My temp job working at a non-profit for retired people is almost up.  But first, I got to go to the annual luncheon, held at a restaurant in Ghiradelli Square.  This really wouldn’t have been so painful if I hadn’t suddenly realized today, that between this job and working at the restuaurant, I haven’t had a day off since a week from last Tuesday; that I won’t have a day off until at least this up-coming Tuesday, and that I’m working from 10am until 11pm tonight.  Needless to say, I was in no mood to go shmooze with a crowd full of Senior Citizens this morning.

Truthfully? It wasn’t that bad.  I got a free three-course meal, some wine, and a business card from an accountant who teaches Tichi.  Not too shabby.  I also got really bloated, and needed to make a run for the bathroom in the middle of some local government councilman’s speech about high speed trains.  I felt like I was slowly exploding.  Who cares about high speed trains? How about high speed speeches? THANKFULLY my boss called, “Last question!” And once this was answered, I bolted for the door.

“Now it’s time for the raffle.  Lois will be picking the tickets, aided by Meredith.  Meredith?”  Eighty-five senior citizens turned towards me, mid-bolt.  My hand was on the door knob.

“Oops!” A portly fellow chuckled as he ducked under my arm to leave the room.

“But, I have to. Go to. The bath.room.” I wimpered to no one, as I grudgingly backtracked into the room.  Escape: Thwarted.

Below, you will find my live tweeting (?) of the luncheon. For those unfamiliar with twitter, it’s in chronological order, with the earliest posts starting at the bottom.

thedith

1. thedith annnd we’re done! thanks for not blocking me…second time showing free ghiradelli samples here i come!
2. thedith immodium!
5. thedith escaped to the bathroom. you can only hear so much about how to grow peas…tip: they like cold weather
6. thedith salmon w cream sauce, mashed potatoes, steak – for LUNCH i maaaay vom. my stomach un = to happy right now…
7. thedith indoors. she wears the sunglasses indoors. always. fuckin’ geriatric rockstar
8. thedith i will only grow old if i’m allowed to rock a beret, oversized designer sunglasses, and a quilted chanel bag like that lady over there
9. thedith is it unprofessional to drink a bloody mary on the job? ‘intravenous drugs’ is not on the menu
10. thedith chaos at the check in!
11. thedith t/f: i am hiding from the obg’s until it’s time for the luncheon?
12. thedith live tweeting the oldies but goodies luncheon – first up, going to the ghiradelli store JUST for the free samples

Look Who I Found on Twitter Today

http://twitter.com/Helen_Keller

This Is Tweeting — We’re Tweeting Right?

Entertainment Tonight co-host, Maria Menounos

thedith@melsanie: need something to do while at sushi? follow maria menunos: http://twitter.com/youromegagirl …you’re welcome 8:33 PM  

 

 

 

melsanie@TheDith: omg. well, through her i found gerard “gerry” butler. (http://twitter.com/Gerry_Bu…)*. YOU are welcome. 8:50 PM  from web in reply to thedith

3000's Gerard Butler

 

thedith@melsanie: i dunno, he just reminds me of “ps, i love you” and ps, i hated that movie 2:03 AM from web in reply to melsanie

This movie is the pits

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*It appears Gerard Butler’s Twitter page is no longer working, BUT through Maria Menounos, I found Kim Kardashian.  Again, you’re welcome.

People I Found on Twitter Today

Tia Mowry

Soleil Moon-Frye (what up Punky Brewster?)

Kevin Nealon

Why You Gotta Hate?

Justin: oh, dear god

Justin: you’re on twitter

Me: oh hells yeah

Justin: oh f*ck no