It’s Been a Long Time, We Shouldn’t’ve Left You, Without a Dope Beat to Step to

Good morning, starshine! That hiatus sure lasted longer than we thought it would.  In the interim, the Mels and I have become professional blogging girls for real live companies.  Weird, right? Anyway, you can throw out your Save a Blog of Two Cities tshirts, delete that #RIPablogoftwocities tweet, and just generally stop your blubbering, because it looks like we’re back for Season 2. And booooy do we have a lot to catch up on!

Sorry For Actin’ So Messed Up Towards You

and not writing a post for like a month.  Among my goals for twenty-ten (finally learn how to skateboard, find a job for realzies, and get knocked up by Tiger Woods — yeah, low blow, I know, but I only have like a week to make a stale Tiger Woods joke before the new decade makes ’em obsolete) is to start writing more frequently on this blog.  As a Christmas present, and an act of contrition for being a deadbeat blogger, I offer to you, this SNL video:

Dear Mel, I’m Sorry

Love,

thedith

Dear Megan Fox, My Bad!

Dear Megan Fox,

I wanted to write a post to apologize about this post, where I told you to shut the hell up and go away.  That was rude of me.  And besides, I changed my mind — I like you again.  Mostly it’s because I think you get how you’re being portrayed in the media, and you’re kind of like, “so what? Fuck it.” You’re clearly not afraid to make fun of yourself. I like that.  And you know what, Megan Fox? I like you too.

 So, why’d I say I wanted to write a post, as in past-tense? Well, because I want to in theory, but I don’t actually feel like writing one.  It’s not laziness, so much as lack of motivation. I did think about it though.  Don’t believe me?  If you click on the link below, you will find an email I wrote Mel about writing a Megan Fox amendment Post.  That’s the best I could do.