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Things to Do Once I Finally Have a Permanent Job

Posted in Life, random with tags , , , , on September 16, 2009 by thedith

1. Visit friends and family back East.

2. Quit my job at the restuarant and, ergo, quit my 3-4 times/week smoking habit.

3. Find Jon and Kate in Pennslyvania and offer to take like, 2 of the 8 off their hands.

4. Buy a leather jacket.

5. Learn how to skateboard.

6. Turn Roomie Madoff’s bedroom into a meth lab.

7. Visit Duke in Paris.

8. “Visit” the cast of Lost in Hawaii and trick my way into a starring role for the final season.

9. Get a Wii.

10. Get Shia Labeouf to be my boyfriend.

11. Travel more.

12. Organize peace on earth.

It’s Wednesday! Let’s Get Scammed!

Posted in random with tags , , , , , on September 16, 2009 by melsanie

Picture 6So this is the first spam that has managed to get through the intense filter that gmail set up.  As I read the e-mail claiming I suddenly came into wealth in USD, I really wondered: who actually buys into this crap?  Who believes that a person who is not only incapable of using spell check, and doesn’t know your name, has $5,000 ready to send to you?  I mean, come on guys.  If you fall for this, you deserve to have your money taken from you.

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Then and Now

Posted in random with tags , , , on September 15, 2009 by melsanie

Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta

Lady Gaga

Nerd Venn Diagram

Posted in geeking out, intellectual things, or something, random, servicey with tags , , , , , , , on September 10, 2009 by thedith

As you can see, based off of this Venn Diagram, I am always a dork; oftentimes a nerd; and, sometimes a dweeb (depending on the intelligence level of who I’m hanging out with).  Luckily, I’m never a geek.  But, I mean, that was something we all knew already.

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I Used to Be Really Competitive…

Posted in Lists, random with tags , , on August 21, 2009 by thedith

It was game night at Caitlin’s apartment, she was losing, and she wanted to call someone a name.  Here’s what I came up with in under 30 seconds:

  • Assface
  • assclown
  • butt nugget
  • Dick Cheyney
  • Helen Keller
  • whore
  • numb nuts
  • twat chops
  • choad
  • dipshit
  • putz
  • shmuck
  • nappy headed ho
  • rat bag
  • Rayan Seacrest

This Happens

Posted in adventures in life, random with tags , , , on July 17, 2009 by thedith

You know what’s weird? When you look in the mirror, and find like, 5 more freckles on your face than the last time you looked.

WTFtube

Posted in random, um, what the eff?, wtftube with tags , , , , , , , on July 16, 2009 by thedith

Okay, so there’s a lot of weird stuff on youtube. Given.  But this is maybe the most bizarre video I have ever seen (and once, I youtubed a bunch of Enya videos — have you ever seen an Enya video? Talk about fucked up…).

Anyway, this little gem is Bonnie Tyler singing “Against the Wind”, wearing, what appears to be some type of Medieval wench/pirate outfit.  Meanwhile, in the background, clips from some 1980’s movie about, one can only assume, some parable of Capitalism, nuclear power plants, and…hang gliders?