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A Generation Defined in One Quote

Posted in deep thoughts, fashion, hipsters, objectifying girls and i'm ok with it, truth bomb with tags , , , on March 10, 2010 by thedith

“So, you did it. You found the girl. She’s pretty, she dresses like a cross between a grandma and a hooker…”

Hipster Wife Hunting

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One More Reason to Love Taylor Swift

Posted in i like this, in case you missed it, music, objectifying girls and i'm ok with it, television with tags , , , , , , , , on November 8, 2009 by melsanie

So let’s see.  America’s newest sweetheart hosted the best episode of SNL this season last night, she’s one of my favorite dressed celebrities, she has a cute new boyfriend and she’s a triple-platinum recording artist. BUT. Why am I loving her even more now?

Well, Her self-titled album first released in 2006 has been on Billboard’s Top 200 albums chart for 157 weeks, which is a feat in it of itself, yet what makes it especially notable is that it has finally booted Nickelback from that spot. Nickelback. Seriously, America? Come on.

So, thank you Taylor, for erasing that blemish in music history with your kickass album.  Now, go write some songs about being in love with Taylor Lautner and set more records.

Ps. Your monologue was my favorite to date.

Taylor Swift Breaks Billboard Record [Ok Magazine]

Saturday Night Live: Taylor Swift [Hulu]

It’s Official: This Blog is Team Taylor Squared

Posted in celebrities, objectifying girls and i'm ok with it, objectifying guys and i'm ok with it, opinions, we got your back with tags , , , , , , , , on October 29, 2009 by melsanie

Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner being young and good looking on the town. Is he old enough to drive? Does it matter?

We’re not sure why we were even holding out for so long.  We were on board while they were filming the only redeeming romcom coming out next year.  But, let’s get real. How cute are they together?  People even confirmed that they’re a couple!  Hooray!

Now, they need to stay together long enough so Swift can write an amazing love-gushed record, which will go platinum.  And if he breaks her heart, then she’ll write a break up album…which will also go platinum.  Girlfriend’s got material to last a lifetime.  Anyway, I really hope these two love birds make it. Not only are the aesthetically pleasing, but they both seem like nice people.  This blog is rooting for you!

T-N-T Explosive! [Jezebel]

Sometimes This Happens

Posted in adventures in life, objectifying girls and i'm ok with it with tags , , , on September 23, 2009 by thedith

There I was, talking to Nikki on the phone, chillin’ on the couch, staring out the window at the night-time version of our awesome view when, a light flicked on in the apartment behind us, revealing a cluttered livingroom and a…topless old chubby woman?  She waddled a little closer to the window, revealing herself to be a completely naked old chubby woman.  I wanted to look away, but I could not stop looking.

“Nikki, I’m going to have to interrupt you here, because there is a naked woman walking around in her apartment.”

“Wait, what?”

“I thought she was just a topless woman, but then, oops! Turns out she’s not wearing any pants either!”

“Okay….”

“I can’t stop watching.”

Ugly Naked Gal commenced straightening up her livingroom in all her ugly naked glory.  She picked up a package, waddled into the next room, revealing an ugly pale tan line on her ugly naked bum.  This was enthralling.  People like this DO exist.

When I got off the phone with Nikki, I rushed down the hallway to tell Dana, my roomate.

“Dana! You’ll never guess what just happened –”

“Naked neighbor?” Dana casually answered as if I had just asked her the time.

“Yeah, how’d you know?”

“Taylor and I have seen her before.  Welcome to the party. It’s an ugly one.”

I laughed for a second, but then grew pensive.  Because, I mean, who am I kidding here? This is totally me in thirty years.

Daily Crush

Posted in daily crush, objectifying girls and i'm ok with it with tags , , , , , , , on July 20, 2009 by melsanie