Archive for the now what? Category

Group Discount on Rehab?

Posted in celebrities, lindsay lohan, now what?, really? with tags , , , , , on September 16, 2009 by melsanie

Lindsay Lohan Takes Taylor Momsen Under Her Wing [Just Jared]

The Roaring 20’s

Posted in Life, now what?, quarterlife crisis with tags , , , , , , on July 22, 2009 by thedith

Is anybody really doing what they want to do, or are some just better than others at faking it?

Thanks, Universe

Posted in adventures in life, now what? with tags , , , , , on July 20, 2009 by melsanie

I Hear the Chicken Wings at Hooters are Phenom

Posted in Life, now what?, suggestions with tags , , , , , , , on July 8, 2009 by thedith

Now that the OBG temp job is over, I’m trying to figure out how to spend my days until I find employment again.  Here’s what I’ve brainstormed so far:

  • Move to Eastern Europe and finally join that traveling Gypsy band that I’ve been talking about for years.  And when I say Gypsy Band, I mean a literal band.  Like, with instruments, and singing and shit.  I think I’ll play the tambourine.  Or, if that’s taken, the mandolin.  But only if I can’t play the tambourine.
  • Marry Macauley Culkin.
  • Buy a Snuggie.
  • Get into Polygamy
  • Finally learn how to skateboard <– This one’s actually tops on my list.
  • Donate my eggs.
  • Watch every Kevin Costner movie ever made, starting with Water World.
  • Start reading the Twighlight series just so I can learn what these dang kids are so crazy about.
  • Lunches at Hooters
  • Adopt an African baby
  • Learn the choreography from “Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)” by the Backstreet Boys
  • Buy a pair of these shoes in three different colors
  • Threesomes

This is an open list, meaning I’m open to suggestions.  Got any? I’ve got lots of time to hear them…

He Was There Too

Posted in now what? with tags , , on June 30, 2009 by melsanie
He was in my dream too.  Great kisser.  I need help.

He was in my dream too. Great kisser. I need help.

So…Now, What?

Posted in lost, now what? with tags , , , , , on May 15, 2009 by thedith

Wednesday was the Lost season finale.  It ended on not one, but TWO cliffhangers that we’ll have to wait 9 months for in order to see the resolution.  Nine months? Great, what am I supposed to do with myself for nine freakin’ months?! There’s only one answer: get pregnant.