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At Least I Wouldn’t Skin a Collie to Make a Backpack
Posted in east coast vs. west coast, fashion, hipsters, i want this, New York City, San Francisco with tags faux-fur hats, i hate it -- so why do i want it?, mmmwhatchu say?, so ugly on January 12, 2010 by thedith
“That’s what I like about your generation. You guys aren’t afraid to wear really stupid things.” — Caitlin’s dad.
Okay, I know I made fun of faux-fur hats when I was in New York; I saw them everywhere, and they look ugly and retarded. That being said, now that I’m back in San Francisco, and no one wears fur hats, all the sudden, I MUST have one. I mean, I know it rarely gets cold enough even to see your breath here (actually, more the reason to want one), but mark my words, faux-fur hat is going to be my first “WTF, you’re an idiot. You know you can’t buy groceries this week now, right?” purchase of 2010.
Wait, What Decade are We Supposed to be Nostalgic for Again?
Posted in hipsters, music, opinions, random, the 90's with tags agyness, all up in my george foreman, i like 90's music, i love the 90's, it's the end of a decade, lemonheads, mariah care, rider strong: a true babe, rip jonathan brandis, this post made me realize i want doc martens on December 27, 2009 by thedithBecause like, two weeks ago, it was the 90s, right? Seriously, last month we were all wearing plaid and some derivative of Doc Marten boots.
Doc Martens: I would be lying to you if I said I don't actually kind of want a pair
I’m Not a Girl, Not Yet a Hipster
Posted in adventures in life, hipsters, quarterlife crisis with tags almost a hipster, but i could i guess, hipsters, how i'm from wisconsin and don't own flannel is beyond me, i don't smoke, i want a tattoo but will flake out before getting it, i'm going to be a hipster that showers, ira glass, plaid, there isn't a thing as "too many cardigans" on July 21, 2009 by melsanieI’m almost there–I have a vintage bike with a basket, a straw hat and dirty-ish hair. Now, I just need:
A Worn in Flannel Shirt
Pick up smoking.
A Cardigan
Chunky, thick-framed glasses
A checkered scarf
A tattoo of random meaningfulness
I Still Hate American Apparel
Posted in are you joking me?, fashion, hipsters with tags american apparel, babies, fashion, hipsters, how i will NOT be dressing my future children, not a fan, or course meredith likes this and i don't, you've got to be kidding me on June 23, 2009 by melsanie
she even has a hipster haircut. also, why is the crotch halfway down her legs?
she can't believe she's wearing those hideous leggings
ok, i kind of want that cardigan. but not shiny pants. she's not a robot.
"why me god? i just want to wear a ballerina dress and twirl!"
Why am I going to buy a kid $55 glasses that I could buy at a thrift store for $1?
meredith’s take on the leggings:
no, i like shiny leggings for kids
it will put an end to shiny leggings on adults
no one wants to dress like a 5 year old
annnd little kids love shiny shit, they’ll eat shiny leggings up, and then it will be so awful to be sitting next to a kid on the subway wearing the same outfit
and voila! the end of adult shiny leggings
True, but still. I’m not a fan.
To Hat or Not to Hat
Posted in gchat gangstas, hipsters, quarterlife crisis with tags fedoras, hipsters, i'm going to be a hipster that showers, quarterlife crisis, trying too hard to be cool on June 19, 2009 by melsanie
But...but she looks so coooool
me: it’d be bad to get a fedora, right?
kate: yes it would
me: i might get one. probably not though, it might make my head sweat
kate: haha. its kind of a commitment, once its on its on. and then you have hat hair
me: exactly
kate: and you’re known as the fedora girl
kate: and people expect you to be able to dance. these are things you have to consider
me: sooo many other aspects. thank goodness i have you
kate: what would you do? make an unprepared hat decision
melsanie
thedith
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