Pam: highlight of my week :
calling the teen AIDS hotline to confirm the number was still active bc its listed as a resource for teens in the back of a book we print… and finding it is no longer an aids hotline, but a phone sex hotline.
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The Next Best Thing
Posted in gchat gangstas, work adventures with tags fail, fail blog, that kind of makes good business sense, the agony and ecstacy of young adult lit publishing on September 4, 2009 by thedithEverybody’s Special
Posted in gchat gangstas with tags celebrating things not worth celebrating, office dynamics, pie > cake on September 3, 2009 by melsanie
Andrea: if i ate cake every time my company celebrated something, i would have to be on biggest loser because we celebrate when people take a poop
A Good Boyfriend Tattoos Your Name on His Back
Posted in gchat gangstas with tags how to be a good boyfriend, i don't believe nick cannon and mariah actually have sex, sometimes i think an identical twin serves the same function as a boyfriend and is less hassle -- no?, time zone bluez on August 28, 2009 by thedith
Melanie: ok it’s time for bed it’s 115
Meredith: noooooooooo
Melanie: mama’s gotta get her beauty slep
*sleep
Meredith: FINE.
that’s another thing: a good boyfriend would stay up with you too add that to the list
Melanie: it’s true and then he’d fall asleep on your lap
*in
and you’d look at him
Meredith: and shove him off?
Melanie: and be all “awww”
Meredith: oh.
or that.
You Shut Your Mouth When You’re Talking To Me
Posted in gchat gangstas with tags i want to be anna wintour, i'm really not that funny, sassy, seth, The September Issue, vogue on August 26, 2009 by melsanie
Seth: When are we going to see The September Issueme: in novemberme: HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD I’M SO FUNNYSeth: i just had to x your chat window out for a secondSeth: so as not to climb through it and slap you
I Don’t Care If This Is Real Or Fake…I Want This Dog
Posted in gchat gangstas, i want this with tags get me out of here, i need another vacation, i'm so angry i could spit, puppies on August 25, 2009 by melsanieAndrea: i want a bitter dog who only likes me
Along the Lines of Miracles
Posted in gchat gangstas, New York City with tags perks of living in new york, wine on August 10, 2009 by melsanie
Upon hearing that wine gets delivered to your door in New York CIty
andrea: you realize this is on par with someone telling me that puggles were actually real dogs
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, If I Wrote Greeting Cards, This is What I’d Send You
Posted in gchat gangstas with tags good ideas, greeting cards, i hate editing posts with wordpress!!, nothing says love like a threesome, the last one is my favorite, what if greeting cards told the truth? on August 6, 2009 by thedithCheesy ones inspired by Will Smith in that movie Hitch.
Life’s not about the moments you breathe, but the moments that take your breath away**
Laughter is contagious, but a smile can cure the heart
Melanie: i just gagged…if you fight, don’t cry but if you don’t cry then you should fight
wait, what?
Some less traditional epigrams
The only thing better than winning an argument, is the make-up sex that follows
Crying is the heart’s way of telling you that your love is worth it
Making love is the celebration of three souls coming together as one.
Melanie: three souls?
Meredith: three for threesomes
it’s a thinker
Melanie: ohhhh
**May actually be in Hitch
Hey, We Turned Out Alright
Posted in deep thoughts, gchat gangstas with tags how i will NOT be dressing my future children, i hate the editing feature on wordpress, middle children are radder, no but seriously i'll probably be going to every soccer game, parenting is overrated, there's probably a study on this on August 5, 2009 by melsanie
thedith: no, just set them on a path to always be disappointed by your lack of support, and then they’ll stop being disappointed. that’s called good parenting
On Point
Posted in gchat gangstas, truth bomb with tags attempting to make trivial things the slightest bit important, bill clinton, bill clinton is the man, FINALLY, i don't care, kim jong-il is craycray but would totally kill me, thank the lord, topical on August 4, 2009 by melsanie
me: i need a new profile pic. i don’t know what to doooooo
Seth: i bet bill clinton will know what to do
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Coogin’: Revisited
Posted in gchat gangstas, Weekend Wars with tags coogin', cougars, cute little guys, doogie howser md, i kid but i could never coog, neil patrick harris, only in san francisco would it be okay to bike ride naked, stop being so freakin' adorable on August 2, 2009 by thedith
Melanie:omg little neil patrick harris is adoraballs Meredith: awww doogie howser — baby NPH
7:21 PM Melanie: totes cute
want to smoosh his little face
and squish his hair
Meredith: hahahaha
maybe we SHOULD get into coogin
Melanie: dude we should
there is no downside
7:22 PM i mean, women outlive men anyway
Meredith: ew, baby penises
Melanie: why not get the leg up
Meredith: that’s what i think of
Melanie: ohhhh good call
Meredith: and, like, baby bare torsos because they can’t grow hair yet
that’s what i think of
but, i mean, the only way to get over it, is to do it
melsanie
thedith
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