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Based on a Real Email
Posted in are you joking me?, based on a real email, beer, celebrities, deep thoughts, hello thursday, stupid boys with tags dear john mayer: thanks for making my work week interesting, emails, i don't really care as long as you make a good omelet, jessica simpson is sexual napalm, playboy really does have good articles, slow news days, this isn't news, who cares on February 11, 2010 by thedith
To: Melsanie
From: thedith
Re: Where Were You the Day You Learned John Mayer Has a Racist Penis?
Don’t Egg My House, But…
Posted in deep thoughts, mysteries, opinions, questions, topical, truth bomb with tags okay but -- for real though..., semantics, things that make you say hmm, topics you shouldn't discuss at a dinner party on January 31, 2010 by thedith
Has anyone ever wondered why we call the abortion debate “Pro Life” vs. “Pro Choice?” Shouldn’t it be “Anti-Choice” vs. “Pro Choice?”
I’m just saying…
Deep Thoughts
Posted in California, deep thoughts, San Francisco with tags bay area, earthquakes, facebook, leonard dicaprio can still have my babies, the more you know, titanic, whatever happened to billy zane? on January 7, 2010 by thedithApparently, there was a 4.1 earthquake in the Bay Area today, around 10 am. I found out about it via facebook statuses when I woke up at 11am. This leads me to believe, that when “The Big One” hits, I’ll be like those people in Titanic, who slept right on through the ship sinking. [ed note: i still don’t understand how you sleep through a fucking ship sinking?! All the screaming, and violin music? That wouldn’t wake you up? What about the gun fight between Leo and Billy Zane? No? Guns don’t wake you up? How about the fact that you’re in the fucking arctic! That water is fucking cold! No? None of that woke you up? Okay, wow. I give up.]
Deep Thoughts
Posted in deep thoughts with tags opinions, Paris, ugly dressers on October 26, 2009 by thedith
“Actually, I think I was more annoyed by the social habits of straight people in general and the fact that she was dressed ugly annoyed me extra.“
via [Post-Grad, Paris-bound]
Think About It
Posted in awesome, deep thoughts, music, opinions, questions, soundtrack to your life, truth bomb with tags and it's not even the "na na na naas" that make it catchy, beatles, hey jude, i actually do think this is the greatest pop song ever recorded, rad things on October 23, 2009 by thedithIs Hey Jude the greatest pop song of all time?
Sorry, I Blacked Out on Facebook
Posted in deep thoughts, facebook with tags facebook blackout, facebook friends, signs you need a life maybe?, too much information, who are you? on October 9, 2009 by thedith
You know when you’re on Facebook, just randomly clicking at pictures, and you find yourself looking at stranger’s pictures?
And then you click a new tab away from the Facebook tab, and then like, 10 minutes later you come back to the Facebook tab, and you’re like, who the FUCK is Giuliia DeGeneres, and WHY am I looking at her pictures?
No, Seriously. Why Does This Movie Exist?
Posted in deep thoughts with tags bad movies, poor choices, why?, you can do better luke wilson on September 24, 2009 by melsanie
Deep Thoughts
Posted in deep thoughts with tags darkwing duck, givin' you somethin' to talk about, truth bomb on September 19, 2009 by thedithTruth: The awesomeness of Darkwing Duck is not discussed often enough.
A Tale of Two Biddies
Posted in deep thoughts with tags cameron diaz, jennifer aniston, maybe jennifer aniston doesn't crush a lot -- she's just a player, sorry jen it's nothing person but i don't want to be compared to you, tabloid narratives, things that are unfair on August 26, 2009 by thedith
On Monday, Jezebel had a post about in article that ran in the Guardian, questioning why Jennifer Aniston and Cameron Diaz, two actresses of similar age and dating…accomplishments? Get treated so very differently in the press. That is: Why is the tabloid narrative on Jennifer Aniston of some sadsack Old Maid, unlucky in love? Meanwhile, Cameron Diaz’ tabloid narrative is one of a free-spirited, fun independent chick who just wants to have fun and date as many “hunks” as she can — and is awesome because of it?
I mean, listen, I can’t take Jennifer Aniston seriously as much as the next person, but her depiction in the press is kind of unfair. Maybe Jennifer Aniston isn’t bad at love — maybe she’s really awesome at playing the field? How come no one’s ever thought of that? Yeah, that’s right, John Mayer, I see you…
That being said, if you have to compare my night of watching The Real World while eating half a pint of Ben & Jerry’s to something a famous single actress would do, please go for Cameron Diaz. I ain’t no Jennifer Aniston.
How come Jennifer Aniston Is Lonely, But Cameron Diaz Is Lucky? [Jezebel]
Why Are Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Aniston Treated So Differently? [Guardian]
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