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My Fleeting Attempt at Being a Fashionista

Posted in adventures in life, celebrities, fashion, inapropriately long posts, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 15, 2009 by melsanie

IMG00243-20090911-1514So I’ve lived in New York for about three years now and all this time I have never taken part in any fashion activities so this year I figured I should at least see what all the hubbub is about.  I should mention that it helps that I also have a contact at IMG who got me into fashion shows.  Lesson here kids: it’s never what you know, it’s who you know. Don’t stay in school, just learn how to mingle and fake a degree from an Ivy League or at least FIT.

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Correct Application of Baby Oil

Posted in advertising, celebrities, fashion, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , on September 14, 2009 by melsanie

A Celebrity I Would Actually Like To Hang Out With

Posted in celebrities with tags , , , , , on September 11, 2009 by melsanie

Jay-Z’s Uncomfortably Funny Letterman Interview [Animal New York]

Matt Damon can come too.

When Crushing Goes Too Far

Posted in celebrities, experiments, extremely creepy with tags , , , , , , , , on July 15, 2009 by melsanie

Remember how I said that you should leave crushes as crushes?  Well, I kind of disregarding my own advice when my co-worker pointed me to this new feature on the Volkswagen site to make your own baby without actually “making” one.  These are pretty well known, but you use a picture of yourself and anyone else to see what your spawn would look like.  Of course, I used this amazing tool to see what my future children with my crushes would look like.  Results were mixed, but mostly adorable, which makes my crushes even more crazy because now I know how what our children will look like running around our back yard blowing bubbles and giggling…yeah…

Moral of the Story:  Crushing leads to being a crazy lady.

[UPDATE: Moral #2: I’m a creeper.]

Jack - My baby with Chris Pine

Jack - My baby with Chris Pine

Ollie - My baby with Rupert Grint

Ollie - My baby with Rupert Grint

Taylor - My (somehow black child) with Robert Pattinson

Taylor - My (somehow black child) with Robert Pattinson

Daniel  - My (more accurate looking) baby with Robert Pattinson

Daniel - My (more accurate looking) baby with Robert Pattinson

Making Something Out Of Nothing

Posted in celebrities, fake news, really? with tags , , , , , , on July 13, 2009 by melsanie
Really People magazine?  Really?

Really People magazine? Really?

Dear Halle Berry and Family, Seriously?

Posted in are you joking me?, celebrities with tags , , , , , on July 9, 2009 by thedith

How are you guys so perfect? C’mon, stop it.  This is ridiculous.

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All images via [JustJared]

Actually, Though…

Posted in boys, celebrities, objectifying guys and i'm ok with it, opinions, or something, servicey, the more you know with tags , , , , , , , on July 8, 2009 by thedith

Some guys should never have scruff…

Im sorry, this is more frightening than Gollum

I'm sorry, this is more frightening than Gollum

Even worse than Spencer Pratts personality? This facial hair

Even worse than Spencer Pratt's personality? This facial hair

Dear Chace Crawford, why is your facial hair a different color than your head hair? Signed, Confused and Turned-Off

Dear Chace Crawford, why is your facial hair a different color than your head hair? Signed, Confused and Turned-Off