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How to Be a Good Friend Lesson #46: Non-Committal Reassurance
Posted in boys, fashion, gchat gangstas with tags gold boots, good friends, hipster fashion, hipsters have to pee tumblr, i do like gay/straight boys, i don't understand the gray lips, things i like but mel doesn't on January 31, 2010 by thedithMeredith: is it me, or are these shoes kind of awesome
Meredith: if this dude didn’t have hypothermia/gray lips, i’d date him
Melanie: they are very you
andd yes, you like gay/straight men
Meredith: hahahaha both polite ways of opting out of agreement. nice, i like it.
Pictures via my new favorite blog (hipsters have to pee)
GChat Gangstas
Posted in boys, gchat gangstas with tags 2012, 8 simple rules for dating me, the future, truth bomb on January 13, 2010 by thedith
Melanie: not memy next boyfriend is going to be stellar all around
we’re going to be the most fabulous couple
everyone is going to be jealzbots 2012
Meredith: does this mean this
won’t happen until 2012?
Melanie: no, we’re going to be so amazing, people will think they time traveled to 2012 because they won’t know where they are
duh
What If, Instead of Writing Blind Items, Gossip Columnists Wrote Like This:
Posted in advice, boys, Uncategorized with tags blind items, good advice, gossip, things that are true, you wish you knew on November 18, 2009 by thedith
Unknown: he’s [REDACTED] FUCKING [REDACTED]
Anonymous: that was his reasoning too “i’m[REDACTED] fucking [REDACTED]!”
Unknown: whatever. standards. if he’s in town next time you better fucking fuck him.
Rad Things
Posted in boys, fitness, i like this, rad things, San Francisco, youtube with tags 80's work out party, amazing, i like choreographed dances, oldy but goodies, synchronized aerobics, things i really want to put on twitter but can't, what the eff?, who knew this existed? on October 27, 2009 by thedithThis video is titled: The 1986 Crystal Light National Aerobic Championship, team competition The San Francisco Bay Club. I would try to explain it, but I think this video kind of speaks for itself…
via [SFist]
Based On a Real E-Mail
Posted in based on a real email, boys with tags baby-sitters club books were the best, boys are lame, butt crazy stupid things, girls are lame, i wouldn't be that awful if the 90s came back on September 3, 2009 by melsanie
From: thedith
To: melsanie
okay, so caitlin was all, “what is your work schedule this weekend?” and i said “nil. i’m not working this weekend.” and she said, “good, we’re going to calistoga. we’re going to lie in the sun, and drink, and there’s a mister for when it gets too hot…” and i replied, “okay, as long as there are no boys.” to which she replied, “good idea, no boys.” and i was happy.
THEN
we started watching the real world and drinking red wine, and i was like, “okay, but we can have some boys.” then dana came back from hanging out with her friends, and i was like, “who’d you hang out with? any cute boys?” mel. i am totally, boy crazy. butt crazy crazy. what’s my deal? i hate them. a lot. and yet? i’m totally boy crazy. just call me butt crazy boy crazy stacy.
Actually, Though…
Posted in boys, celebrities, objectifying guys and i'm ok with it, opinions, or something, servicey, the more you know with tags boys who should never have scruff, chace crawford, elijah wood, facial hair, scruff, some guys look worse with scruff, that douche from the hills, things you just have to learn about yourself on July 8, 2009 by thedithSome guys should never have scruff…
I'm sorry, this is more frightening than Gollum
Even worse than Spencer Pratt's personality? This facial hair
Dear Chace Crawford, why is your facial hair a different color than your head hair? Signed, Confused and Turned-Off
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