Archive for January, 2010

Daily Crush

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on January 13, 2010 by melsanie

GChat Gangstas

Posted in boys, gchat gangstas with tags , , , on January 13, 2010 by thedith
Melanie: not me
my next boyfriend is going to be stellar all around
we’re going to be the most fabulous couple
everyone is going to be jealzbots 2012
Meredith: does this mean this
won’t happen until 2012?
Melanie: no, we’re going to be so amazing, people will think they time traveled to 2012 because they won’t know where they are
duh

At Least I Wouldn’t Skin a Collie to Make a Backpack

Posted in east coast vs. west coast, fashion, hipsters, i want this, New York City, San Francisco with tags , , , on January 12, 2010 by thedith

“That’s what I like about your generation.  You guys aren’t afraid to wear really stupid things.” — Caitlin’s dad.

Okay, I know I made fun of faux-fur hats when I was in New York; I saw them everywhere, and they look ugly and retarded.  That being said, now that I’m back in San Francisco, and no one wears fur hats, all the sudden, I MUST have one.  I mean, I know it rarely gets cold enough even to see your breath here (actually, more the reason to want one), but mark my words, faux-fur hat is going to be my first “WTF, you’re an idiot. You know you can’t buy groceries this week now, right?” purchase of 2010.

Life’s Just Not that Into Me

Posted in adventures in life, inapropriately long posts, Weekend Wars with tags , , , on January 9, 2010 by thedith

Last night was maybe the worst night ever.

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Feeling Sassy?

Posted in commercials, fashion, hey it's friday, seen on the interweb with tags , , , , , , on January 8, 2010 by thedith

I love Snuggies/Slankets, because I’m often bundled up beneath a blanket, trying to watch tv, read a book, or reach for the remote, and I need to be able to use my hands. But let’s face it, while great for lounging, you can’t really schlep around town in a blanket with sleeves.  That’s why I’m glad they invented the Necky. They help protect my neck and chest from the cold, without the annoying gaps of regular scarves! Perfect for taking a walk in the woods, bundling the kids up for school, and enjoying the big game! It even comes in Designer Leopard Print, for when you’re feeling sassy! Don’t believe me? Watch, below:

*Note: I’m not in any way getting paid to promote the Necky, I’m just a fan of this commercial. And designer leopard print.

Deep Thoughts

Posted in California, deep thoughts, San Francisco with tags , , , , , , on January 7, 2010 by thedith

Apparently, there was a 4.1 earthquake in the Bay Area today, around 10 am.  I found out about it via facebook statuses when I woke up at 11am.  This leads me to believe, that when “The Big One” hits, I’ll be like those people in Titanic, who slept right on through the ship sinking.  [ed note: i still don’t understand how you sleep through a fucking ship sinking?! All the screaming, and violin music? That wouldn’t wake you up? What about the gun fight between Leo and Billy Zane? No? Guns don’t wake you up? How about the fact that you’re in the fucking arctic!  That water is fucking cold! No? None of that woke you up? Okay, wow. I give up.]

Found Objects

Posted in fotos, i like this, San Francisco with tags , , , , on January 7, 2010 by thedith

North Beach, San Francisco

Dear East Coast, Do You Realize How Lucky You Are?

Posted in beer, east coast vs. west coast, facts, food, fotos, open letters, rad things, truth bomb with tags , , , , , , on January 2, 2010 by thedith

Dear East Coast,

Do you realize how lucky you are? Continue reading