What If, Instead of Writing Blind Items, Gossip Columnists Wrote Like This:


Unknown:  he’s [REDACTED] FUCKING [REDACTED]

Anonymous: that was his reasoning too “i’m[REDACTED] fucking [REDACTED]!”

Unknown: whatever. standards. if he’s in town next time you better fucking fuck him.

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