Dear Megan Fox, My Bad!

Dear Megan Fox,

I wanted to write a post to apologize about this post, where I told you to shut the hell up and go away.  That was rude of me.  And besides, I changed my mind — I like you again.  Mostly it’s because I think you get how you’re being portrayed in the media, and you’re kind of like, “so what? Fuck it.” You’re clearly not afraid to make fun of yourself. I like that.  And you know what, Megan Fox? I like you too.

 So, why’d I say I wanted to write a post, as in past-tense? Well, because I want to in theory, but I don’t actually feel like writing one.  It’s not laziness, so much as lack of motivation. I did think about it though.  Don’t believe me?  If you click on the link below, you will find an email I wrote Mel about writing a Megan Fox amendment Post.  That’s the best I could do. 

From: thedith

 To: melsanie

 Subject: It must be said 

It must be said,  that I feel like writing an amendment post about Megan Fox. That other Megan Fox post gets a lot of hits on our blog, and you know what? I don’t feel that way anymore.  In fact, I actually like her again. Double in fact, I may or may not have even said while watching Transformers 2, that I would totally go gay for Megan Fox — which isn’t something you should say to a not-gay dude, particularly if you’re trying to keep your dress on — but I stand by that statement. I would go gay for Megan Fox. She’s a-ok in my book again. 

Turns out my enjoyment of Transformers 2 wasn't ruined by Megan Fox, but was ruined by its non-sensical plot

I feel like people judge her too harshly. She says idiotic things, sure, but so do I.  I think we’d be friends. Mostly, because I’d make her be my friend.

If I weren’t so damn lazy, I’d write an amendment post about this situation. Kind of like that amendment in the Constitution that repealed Prohibition.

 

So there you go, Megan, my deepest apologies.  Let’s not fight ever again, okay?