Based On a Real E-Mail
From: thedith
To: melsanie
okay, so caitlin was all, “what is your work schedule this weekend?” and i said “nil. i’m not working this weekend.” and she said, “good, we’re going to calistoga. we’re going to lie in the sun, and drink, and there’s a mister for when it gets too hot…” and i replied, “okay, as long as there are no boys.” to which she replied, “good idea, no boys.” and i was happy.
THEN
we started watching the real world and drinking red wine, and i was like, “okay, but we can have some boys.” then dana came back from hanging out with her friends, and i was like, “who’d you hang out with? any cute boys?” mel. i am totally, boy crazy. butt crazy crazy. what’s my deal? i hate them. a lot. and yet? i’m totally boy crazy. just call me butt crazy boy crazy stacy.
A Blog of Two Cities 
September 3, 2009 at 1:14 pm
how did you read this? i even wrote this email and i can’t understand it. it’s like trying to read drunken Joyce. “Portrait of the Blogger As a Young Horndog” is what you should have titled this post.